Not entirely sure if this is a joke or not but here's my response:
Are you serious!? If this is real then I'll be losing all of my spots! I have been a mod on this site for nearly three years, three! And this is how I'm repaid? This is probably the only reason I think this might be a joke, there's no reason for me to be quite literally demoted.
Since this might be real, I'd like to contest my Hub spot, the only one that seems unfair & frankly, angering:
I've been a mod on this website for nearly three years. My very first mod spot was in Pokemon Diamond & I gradually accumulated mod spots in Pokemon forums up until I got the Hub spot. I've always served to the best of my ability & worked hard at it enforcing the rules fairly. I'm active on SC AT LEAST once per day & always check the Hub for any rule infractions. I'm an avid poster in the Pokemon Hub as I'm a big Pokemon fan. I'm also responsible for most of the news breaking when it breaks if that counts for anything. I'm also very knowledgable in the Pokemon games, giving helpful advice whenever I can help somebody out. I've always enforced the rules to the best of my ability & treated new members who simply haven't read the rules yet lightly & sincerely. I've never had a major report on me or been in any major trouble on this site before. Of the mod spots that I'm in danger of losing, this is the only one that seems to me unjust & angering. I'll admit that FG & especially Staff don't need much moderation so I'm fine with losing those. And General Chat, while I think that I'm deserving of the spot, is almost always watched over by Super Mods so it wouldn't kill me to lose it either. But my Hub spot, that's a different story entirely. The Hub is extremely active, being one of if not the most active spot on the forums & it needs more than one mod, three are needed imo, but that's just me. I just don't understand why you would remove my Hub spot, frankly. If I'm doing something wrong then please, make me aware of it so that I can correct myself. You can take all of my other spots, this is the only one that I'll contest. The Hub needs more than one mod, trust me, I know. I don't want it to seem like I'm begging but I've worked hard for nearly 3 years on this site as a mod & I just don't understand why you'd completely demote me now. I'm mostly saddened & angered somewhat because of this. Of course I'll respect your decision & won't go off in some flame rage even though I'd probably like to, all things considered. But who wouldn't if they were in my position? I just don't see why you'd demote me completely now, I've worked so hard as a mod here & I just simply don't deserve this. So I'd like you to consider letting me keep my Hub spot, please. And thanks for your time.
...I swear, this confounds & frustrates me. I just don't understand this at all. I hope this is an April Fool's joke, I really do. But if this is real, I think you'll be making a mistake in demoting me. And if I do lose all of my spots, I'll seriously consider leaving.
And here I thought I had a decent shot at a promotion this year...damn...
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