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shiny zapdos Posted: 11:30 Nov18 2005
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Lol! What the smeg?!
Red Dwarf! ^_^
"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a place of worship?" - Duane, Cat's alter-ego
"There'll be time for introductions later, and maybe some sex." - Ace Rimmer, Arnold's strange alter-ego
"No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?" - Kryten being psychological
"The thought occurs that we haven't actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven't budged a smegging inch." - Arnold Rimmer, reflecting on his instellar, erm - travel
Rimmer: Give me...give me Lister's. Just the remarks.
Holly: David Lister, Technician, third class. Captain's remarks: "Has requested sick leave due to diarrorhea on no less than five hundred occasions. Left his previous job as a supermarket trolley attendant after ten years because he didn't want to get tied down to a career. Promotion prospects: zero."
Rimmer: I always liked Captain Hollister. Such a great reader of men, was Captain Hollister. A marvellous, marvellous man and a tragic loss to us all. Alright, Holly, give me... give me mine.
Holly: Arnold Rimmer, Technician, second Class. Captain's remarks: "There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer. He aches for responsibility but constantly fails the engineering exam."
Rimmer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly, Holly. I want MY report. Rimmer. Two M's, E, R.
Holly: "Astoundingly zealous. Possibly mad. Probably has more teeth than brain cells. Promotion prospects: comical."
Rimmer: No no no no no, Holly. I want RIMMER! That's two R's, one at the front, one at the back! - Holly and Rimmer discussing the computer's personal files
Lister: What, they fixed your core program and then decided they'd be better off without you?
Holly: Yeah, it was shortly after they'd met me. - I loved that episode... Nanarchy pwns! =D
Cat: Come on bud, you're not doing anything I wouldn't do!
Rimmer: What? You'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew?
Cat: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the sake of the crew. - Cat's warped philosophy
"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people." - Kryten's warped philosophy
"I owe Mr. Lister everything, Sir. If it wasn't for him, I'd be normal." - More of Kryten's hilarious but warped philosophy
Red Dwarf! ^_^
"So this is really me? A no-style gimbo with teeth druids could use as a place of worship?" - Duane, Cat's alter-ego
"There'll be time for introductions later, and maybe some sex." - Ace Rimmer, Arnold's strange alter-ego
"No silicon heaven? Preposterous! Where would all the calculators go?" - Kryten being psychological
"The thought occurs that we haven't actually reached earth. The even further thought occurs that we haven't budged a smegging inch." - Arnold Rimmer, reflecting on his instellar, erm - travel
Rimmer: Give me...give me Lister's. Just the remarks.
Holly: David Lister, Technician, third class. Captain's remarks: "Has requested sick leave due to diarrorhea on no less than five hundred occasions. Left his previous job as a supermarket trolley attendant after ten years because he didn't want to get tied down to a career. Promotion prospects: zero."
Rimmer: I always liked Captain Hollister. Such a great reader of men, was Captain Hollister. A marvellous, marvellous man and a tragic loss to us all. Alright, Holly, give me... give me mine.
Holly: Arnold Rimmer, Technician, second Class. Captain's remarks: "There's a saying amongst the officers: If a job's worth doing, it's worth doing well. If it's not worth doing, give it to Rimmer. He aches for responsibility but constantly fails the engineering exam."
Rimmer: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Holly, Holly. I want MY report. Rimmer. Two M's, E, R.
Holly: "Astoundingly zealous. Possibly mad. Probably has more teeth than brain cells. Promotion prospects: comical."
Rimmer: No no no no no, Holly. I want RIMMER! That's two R's, one at the front, one at the back! - Holly and Rimmer discussing the computer's personal files
Lister: What, they fixed your core program and then decided they'd be better off without you?
Holly: Yeah, it was shortly after they'd met me. - I loved that episode... Nanarchy pwns! =D
Cat: Come on bud, you're not doing anything I wouldn't do!
Rimmer: What? You'd sacrifice your life for the sake of the crew?
Cat: No, I'd sacrifice YOUR life for the sake of the crew. - Cat's warped philosophy
"Frankenstein was the creator, not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people." - Kryten's warped philosophy
"I owe Mr. Lister everything, Sir. If it wasn't for him, I'd be normal." - More of Kryten's hilarious but warped philosophy
screencheat2 Posted: 17:00 Nov18 2005
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Another Family Guy quote.
"Chris, it's actually a good thing to not fit in, like how I did in the Vietnam." -Peter
In Vietnam flashback..
The army walks out of the forest, and a clown walks in the back.
"You guys are stupid. See, they're going to be looking for army guys." -Peter
"Chris, it's actually a good thing to not fit in, like how I did in the Vietnam." -Peter
In Vietnam flashback..
The army walks out of the forest, and a clown walks in the back.
"You guys are stupid. See, they're going to be looking for army guys." -Peter
FFN account with some stories. ._. People say they're pretty good, so check them out! Please? *puppy eyes*
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
shiny zapdos Posted: 18:19 Nov18 2005
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Lol XD do you know of Red Dwarf, screenie? If not, go and watch a few clips on BBC comedy... it's so FUNNY! =D
screencheat2 Posted: 18:40 Nov18 2005
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I haven't heard of Red Dwarf other than from this thread. I guess I'll try to see if I can watch it, if it's air in America.
FFN account with some stories. ._. People say they're pretty good, so check them out! Please? *puppy eyes*
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
TestVirus101 Posted: 19:44 Nov18 2005
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Ah crap he's finally dead
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Me and Jaffa over msn discussing randomness.....
Me: Randomness is in the eye of the beholder.
Jaffa: *Pokes out eye of the beholder*
Me: Without the eye of the beholder nothing could be random....
Jaffa: *Realises he has just killed randomness* Oh no! *Puts back in eye of the beholder*
Me: Randomness is in the eye of the beholder.
Jaffa: *Pokes out eye of the beholder*
Me: Without the eye of the beholder nothing could be random....
Jaffa: *Realises he has just killed randomness* Oh no! *Puts back in eye of the beholder*
shiny zapdos Posted: 03:58 Nov19 2005
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Lol! That's strange...
Bad Wolf Posted: 04:24 Nov19 2005
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Jaffa killed randomness? OMFGWTFLOLBBQ
*ahem*
While playing Scrabble with a mate...
Wolf: P-W-N-E-D. Pwned. Plus triple word score. I rule.
Wolf's mate: Pwned isn't a real word! It's not in the dictionary!
Wolf: It's in the urban dictionary!
Wolf's mate: That doesn't count!
Wolf: Of course it does!
Wolf's mate: Wolf, you put Lowthos in the urban dictionary. Is that a real word?
Wolf: Yes...
*ahem*
While playing Scrabble with a mate...
Wolf: P-W-N-E-D. Pwned. Plus triple word score. I rule.
Wolf's mate: Pwned isn't a real word! It's not in the dictionary!
Wolf: It's in the urban dictionary!
Wolf's mate: That doesn't count!
Wolf: Of course it does!
Wolf's mate: Wolf, you put Lowthos in the urban dictionary. Is that a real word?
Wolf: Yes...
the_ff_master Posted: 08:15 Nov19 2005
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Me in my depressed state, in other words; now.
...
My life has no meaning...
Your life hs no meaning...
Let me drown my sorrow...*Drinks some alcohol.*
I wish I never existed...
I need a revolver, I'd happily play Russian Roulette...
...
My life has no meaning...
Your life hs no meaning...
Let me drown my sorrow...*Drinks some alcohol.*
I wish I never existed...
I need a revolver, I'd happily play Russian Roulette...
Philosification of life: How do you prove that you exist? Maybe we don't exist...
I´m sorry...
http://forums.supercheats.c...ic=33964
I´m sorry...
http://forums.supercheats.c...ic=33964
shiny zapdos Posted: 08:51 Nov19 2005
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*Hands him a revolver with all six bullets in* There ya go, Jimmy boy - knock yaself out!
OK, and moving on from the Brooklyn moment... this was yesterday night.
Holly: *Shouting up the stairs* MOTHER!
Mother: *Shouting down the stairs* Yes? Can you try and make it quick please? I have three two thousand word essays and a seminar to do!
Holly: YOU CAN STILL COME HERE A MINUTE!
Mother: OH NO I CAN'T!
Holly: OH YES YOU CAN!
Mother: OH NO I CAN'T!
Holly: IT'S BEHIND YOU!
Mother: Oh for the love of God...
*Comes downstairs*
Mother: What?!
Holly: I love you, Mother.
Mother: *Sighs, heads towards cloakroom* How much do you want?
Holly: *Mock shock* Can't a girl tell a mother she loves her without wanting to borrow cash?!
Mother: You can't, no.
Holly: Good point... got a tenner?
Mother: *Sigh* Yes...
Holly: Yay! *Grabs money and goes to buy ice cream*
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the level of intellect normally displayed in the shiny zapdos household.
OK, and moving on from the Brooklyn moment... this was yesterday night.
Holly: *Shouting up the stairs* MOTHER!
Mother: *Shouting down the stairs* Yes? Can you try and make it quick please? I have three two thousand word essays and a seminar to do!
Holly: YOU CAN STILL COME HERE A MINUTE!
Mother: OH NO I CAN'T!
Holly: OH YES YOU CAN!
Mother: OH NO I CAN'T!
Holly: IT'S BEHIND YOU!
Mother: Oh for the love of God...
*Comes downstairs*
Mother: What?!
Holly: I love you, Mother.
Mother: *Sighs, heads towards cloakroom* How much do you want?
Holly: *Mock shock* Can't a girl tell a mother she loves her without wanting to borrow cash?!
Mother: You can't, no.
Holly: Good point... got a tenner?
Mother: *Sigh* Yes...
Holly: Yay! *Grabs money and goes to buy ice cream*
And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the level of intellect normally displayed in the shiny zapdos household.
the_ff_master Posted: 09:07 Nov19 2005
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Cheers. Russian Roulette is played with 1 bullet not six... Oh well.
How do you prove that you exist... Maybe we don't exist...
How do you prove that you exist... Maybe we don't exist...
Philosification of life: How do you prove that you exist? Maybe we don't exist...
I´m sorry...
http://forums.supercheats.c...ic=33964
I´m sorry...
http://forums.supercheats.c...ic=33964
shiny zapdos Posted: 11:05 Nov19 2005
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That's the whole point, James. It means it's odds on that you're burnt toast. =P
Can you see, from my above conversation with my Mother, why I'm insane as I am? My house is Dehabilitation Central.
I can't, nor do I want to, prove I exist. I've come to the probably overly dramatic conclusion that we're all Annabel's children (yes, you could say that I live in a permanent state of personalised Hell) and that's he our God, and we live by his authoritarian regulations. Hey, it gives me nightmares - but it works! Try it... it's somewhat therapeutic...
Can you see, from my above conversation with my Mother, why I'm insane as I am? My house is Dehabilitation Central.
I can't, nor do I want to, prove I exist. I've come to the probably overly dramatic conclusion that we're all Annabel's children (yes, you could say that I live in a permanent state of personalised Hell) and that's he our God, and we live by his authoritarian regulations. Hey, it gives me nightmares - but it works! Try it... it's somewhat therapeutic...
screencheat2 Posted: 11:08 Nov19 2005
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SZ, that is one weird conversation there.
FFN account with some stories. ._. People say they're pretty good, so check them out! Please? *puppy eyes*
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
shiny zapdos Posted: 11:09 Nov19 2005
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Indeed. =D My house is strange. Then again, at least YOU don't sit there and contemplate what would happen if the smods had a Yaoi relationship...
screencheat2 Posted: 11:20 Nov19 2005
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Ok, there was no need to say that. But I still think that if you had tried to stay at my house with my whole family, then someone could go mentally insane. But that's my thought. And here's another quote.
"Sasuke, why did you protect me?" -Naruto
"I don't know. My body just moved on its own." -Sasuke. Falls down and Naruto catches him.
"Damn it! I didn't ask you to help me!" -Naruto
"Sasuke, why did you protect me?" -Naruto
"I don't know. My body just moved on its own." -Sasuke. Falls down and Naruto catches him.
"Damn it! I didn't ask you to help me!" -Naruto
FFN account with some stories. ._. People say they're pretty good, so check them out! Please? *puppy eyes*
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
shiny zapdos Posted: 11:23 Nov19 2005
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Lol... =P
Be back in a mo, dudes, dinner. And hopefully some new Red Dwarf quotes. XD
Be back in a mo, dudes, dinner. And hopefully some new Red Dwarf quotes. XD
Bad Wolf Posted: 11:24 Nov19 2005
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*Roffles*
Great panto moment, Holly. And that theory of existence is a bit... scary... *Shudders*
"Humanity's purpose is to be harvested for food. Existence is futile. All your base are belong to us." Bad Wolf's theory of existence
Great panto moment, Holly. And that theory of existence is a bit... scary... *Shudders*
"Humanity's purpose is to be harvested for food. Existence is futile. All your base are belong to us." Bad Wolf's theory of existence
screencheat2 Posted: 11:28 Nov19 2005
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All your base am belong to us? That doesn't make much sense to me.
FFN account with some stories. ._. People say they're pretty good, so check them out! Please? *puppy eyes*
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
"Instant failure, just add Michael!" - Dani
Bad Wolf Posted: 11:33 Nov19 2005
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Did I say 'am'? Crud. I meant 'are'. *Edits*
jamarie Posted: 12:19 Nov19 2005
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Here's one...
One of the popular gils: Is cabbage a vegetable?
Her mate: Yeah I think so
Jam: O.O'''WTF?!
To not know the fod group of a cabbage seriously makes me wonder what people we live with on this planet...
[right]~ J A M A R I E // C R Y S T A L U T O P I A ~[/color][/right]
One of the popular gils: Is cabbage a vegetable?
Her mate: Yeah I think so
Jam: O.O'''WTF?!
To not know the fod group of a cabbage seriously makes me wonder what people we live with on this planet...
[right]~ J A M A R I E // C R Y S T A L U T O P I A ~[/color][/right]
Bad Wolf Posted: 12:25 Nov19 2005
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That is seriously scary. I would have said it was an animal, simply to see their response...
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