SC Quotes, just for random amusement... =P

LMAO!I was in too much shock to respond, I would have said no if I could.

On 18-Nov-2005 TestVirus101 said:

An interesting conversation I had about last week, where I was my ususal random self.

My friend: Jordan what did you get? I got 37/65
Me: I got 34/65
My friend: Hahahahahaha! *points, gloats etc.*
Me: Damn! If I had off not gotten 'mean' and 'mode' mixed up I would have gotten 40!
My friend: WOULD HAVE....
Some guy: Yes would have *laughs*
My friend and some guy: *Talking about something I can't hear*
Me: And that's how I saved christmas!
My friend/Some guy: What the F*ck?!

So that's how you are normally? How very......strange. Sounds like the sort of conversation I try to engage (enflict maybe?) on the too quiet kids.

Inflict, dudette. =)

This was hilarious... from year eleven, which was my year group last year. I've always remembered this, because it was just one of those moments everyone recalls from School.

Picture the scene - Self-Improvement Assembly, me at fifteen years of age, sitting next to my equally cheeky best friend.

Headteach: Alright everyone, because this assembly is all about self-improvement, I would like to hear your feedback on how best to improve the school and its functions.
Holly: *Stands up* Well Sir, this really would depend on how long you've got.
*The year group laugh, and I'm sure a few teachs did too*
Headteach: Well, we've got about ten minutes, Miss Nottingham.
Holly: Nowhere NEAR long enough, but I'll give it a go.
Headteach: *Looking amused* Go ahead.
Holly: First of all, I don't like the way my Geography teacher works. *Sniggers as her teacher growls from the sidelines*
Headteach: Oh, and why is that? You study under Mrs Donkin, am I correct?
Holly: You're incorrect.
Headteach: Oh, fair enough. Miss Wakefield then, possibly?
Holly: No, I have Mrs Donkin - I just don't STUDY under her.
Headteach: Alright then. This is perhaps a matter we should discuss in private, simply because I don't want a war to erupt during assembly.
*Pupils sigh in disappointment*
Headteach: Anything else, Miss Nottingham?
Holly: You could use my forename, just as a thought.
Headteach: *Who's getting annoyed, but has no discipline, so never yells or tells you off* FINE - Holly. Now, anything else?
Holly: Yeah. The canteen.
Headteach: What about the canteen?
Holly: The fact that the whole system's a complete shambles.
*Most people shout "TOO RIGHT!" and/or "HEAR HEAR!" at this*
Headteach: Well, how do you propose we organise events?
Holly: I'm in favour of the Dictator approach.
Headteach: The what approach?!
Holly: Basically, all the little brats stand there, and the Senior Management Staff dress up as members of the SS, your respectable self of course being Hitler, and tell them they can only come in and eat if, delete as applicable, they pledge their allegiance to the Fuhrer and his supreme authority/aren't Jewish/are Aryan.
Headteach: *Now REALLY annoyed*
*Bell to end assembly rings*
Holly: I do believe they call that "saved by the bell"...
*Runs out the Hall*

I was congratulated on that for AGES...

God, that's hilarious. I can't believe you did that.

Nor could most other people... that was the day I showed the year group that Holly Nottingham had a spine. =P

*laughs and falls off computer chair*
That is class. The canteen bit-
*starts laughing again*

Lol =P My School rules - they just do not care about anything! I'm going to cry when I leave that place - there's just so many good things about it...

they are all very funny...

People, where are the quotes? Anyway, I got another one right in Social Studies.

Teacher: Alright, what was the name of the fort that was under attacked from the Spanish?
*I raise my hand*
Teacher: Fender!
Me: Umm, Fort Federick?
Teacher: Did you say Fort Fender? Yes, it was Fort Fender, made in the honor of the glorious Michael Fender. *class starts laughing their heads off*
Me: Oh great, I don't think I'll forget this for a while.

new one-
'Ill refrain from a sarcastic coment here'
'*insert witty comeback here*'

both mine used in msn occasionally

Yay I got Red Dwarf! seasons 1-4, I'm almost done season two!


!WARNING! This is rated 'M' for mature audiences only. It contains adult themes and Aeshma...

MSN CONVO:
Backround info: I was talking to Dave about this girl he went out with a few nights before...

Me: So I guess since you've got a girlfriend now your gonna have to leave supercheats to be with her and give me your SM spot right?
HIM: *shakes head emoticon* Nah I don't know If I'll keep her...
ME: Why not?
HIM: I'm not ready for a relationship just yet...
ME: But you went out with her!
HIM: *nod emoticon* Yeh but that's when I was drunk and didn't mind, now I don't want to...
ME: She's gonna kill you....
HIM: *nod emoticon*
ME: What's her name?
HIM: Christina
ME: Nice name.... Your screwed....
HIM: No we haven't screwed yet! *rofl emoticon*

Pure genius, Holly. I roffled. And while we're in the subject of canteens, this happened during exam study leave last year...

Wolf: *Approaches a random guy in my year* Got a quid?
RGIMY: No.
Wolf: Want one?
RGIMY: You what?
Wolf: I'll give you a quid if you go over there and kick that guy in the shins. *Points to captain of the school rugby team*
RGIMY: Are you mad? He's twice my size!
Wolf: Yes, and I know that.
RGIMY: Meh, whatever. *Goes over and kicks guy* *Gets pwned*
Wolf: Heheheheheheh... *As a massive fight breaks out, sneaks into the next room and raids the snack machine*
RGIMY: *Looks like he's been run over* You owe me a quid.
Wolf: Sorry mate, I'm broke. Here, have a Twix.

I just read Holly's thing, it reminded me of me and my mates in history, when we're about to fair the test... BADLY. :P

Mrs. Sikora: Who was Joan Of Ark?
Me and mates: How the hell are we supposed to know?!
Mrs. Sikora: Stand up Mr. Thorsteinson.
Me: Stand up?
Mrs. Sikora: Yes, stand up.
Me: *Stands up.*
Mrs. Sikora: Who was Hitler?
Me: A... Short dead dude?
Mrs. Sikora: So, you're telling me that Adolf Hitler, was a "Short dead dude"?
Me: Well, yeah.
Mrs: Sikora: OK, we'll try again. Who was Joan Of Ark?
Me: Err... Noah's wife!
Mrs. Sikora: Get outside!
Me: Y'what?
Mrs. Sikora: OUT!
Me: Damn, chill *****!
Mr. Sikora: DETENTION!!!!
Me: ...Screw you!*Walks out.*
End Of School.
Adam: Well, I definetly know that Joan Of Ark, was NOT Noah's wife.
Me: Well, then who was Noah's wife?
Adam: I DON'T KNOW JIM!
John: We are about to fail most crapply tommorow, dudes...
Mark: I think we gathered that much.
Me: Detention though...

w00tness lol. Here's one, short but rofflesome.
Me a few hours ago:

Jam: Look! Crouch looks like Hitler with that muzzy!
Mates: *roffle*

You guys are strange, I don't do that type of things. One day in my house:

Me: *shouts* Mum, wheres my key for the locker!!!
Mum: I don't know Juli!!
Me: damn it!! And where is Jime?? Is she going to school??
Mum: No, she is sick, she has a fever.
Me: damn it (again), she can miss school and she has my extra key for my locker.
*Jime enters, fully dressed for school*
Jime: Mum, where is my lunch boxs??
Me: WTF?? Jime why do you want to go to school.
Jime: Because I need to pwn this girl that is bothering me and my bf.
Mum: *all shouted* You aren't going to school, you have a fever!!! And
since when do you have a boyfriend, you are only 7??
Me: well, I've had like 4 bf's when I was 7 mum.
*My mum stunted*
Jime: oh, by the way, I lost your key Juli.
*Jime screaming* *Me chasing her for losing my key*
Me: Mum, I need a new lock for my locker.
Mum: Ok, by the way, have you seen my wallet?
Me: *hides wallet in the back* No, I haven't seen it.
Jime: *shoutes* Where is my 500 colones (1 buck, less than 1 euro)??
Me: I don't know!!!
*Mum goes away, still looking for her wallet*
Jime: did you get the wallet??
Me: did it work??
Jime: DUH!! It was my plan!!
Me: now you don't get 500 colones back!!
Jime: how dare you!!!
Me: I'm outta here.

Some mins later: *I got 5,000 colones (10 bucks) from her wallet*
Me: I found your wallet!!!
Mum: Ok.... where is my money??
Me: I have just find your wallet, I haven't open it!!
Jime: the bus is here Juli.
Mum: Jime go to bed.
Jime: BUT!!!
Mum: don't "butt" me, you aren't going to school *touches her forehead* You have a very high fever, you shall not go to school, and shall not move from my bedroom!
Me: oh well, bye mum, oh, can you give me 1,000 colones please?? I need it!
Mum: ok, here you go.

My mum is just stupid sometimes, damn it, now she doesn't have money and I have to ask my dad for it soo that plan never works, and I never find the key from my locker.

That's pretty funny Lol. Um.....

Backround info: Me and my mate F-zone360 were sitting in D&T designing jewlery...

Teacher: Ok boys I want good designs, they're not to be rude or mean anything rude, so no playboy bunny's or things like that...
Class: *groans*
Some Guy: Sir is this good?'
Teacher: What is it?
Some guy: It's the asian symbol for love....
Teacher: Yeh right! give me proof!
*Teacher leaves room for five minutes*
Floyd: So is yours done?
ME: Yeh.... it's my 'TV' symbol for TestVirus, nobody will know....
Teacher: Boys! I want to see really good works, so keep working, I don't want to have a rock with a hole drilled in it and a necklace tied to it!
Me: Sir! You stole my idea!

"Doc, It's quite scary how much you know about disposing of bodies. Is there something you haven't told us?" Me, to my Chemistry teacher, who gave us a 10-minute lecture on the ideal way to dispose of a corpse (It involves a bathtub full of sulphuric acid, if anyone's interested)

So you're supposed to put sulphuric acid? Never knew that.

Spanish teacher:What does el and la describe?
Friend: Um, does it describe a special thing?
Me: Special? I would go with certain.
Teacher: Hey, don't make comments when the answer is right.
Me: Yes ma'am.
Teacher: Now, el and la describe a special*slaps hands on my desk* thing.
Me: I get it, I get it.

On 21-Nov-2005 screencheat2 said:

So you're supposed to put sulphuric acid? Never knew that.

Spanish teacher:What does el and la describe?
Friend: Um, does it describe a special thing?
Me: Special? I would go with certain.
Teacher: Hey, don't make comments when the answer is right.
Me: Yes ma'am.
Teacher: Now, el and la describe a special*slaps hands on my desk* thing.
Me: I get it, I get it.

That isn't funny screech, anyway el and la says if the noun is femenine or masculine.

El and la are for feminine and masculine, like Juli said. HA! 3 years of spanish! w00t, but anyway, I prefer french :P lol, no more quotes from me mates, none left.