Your Account
    Log into your account here:
       Forgot Password

    Not registered? Sign Up for free
    Registration allows you to keep track of all your content and comments, save bookmarks, and post in all our forums.

101 ways to get kicked out of WAL-MART!!

Subscribe to topic Low Bandwidth

Down to Quick Reply
Displaying Page 9 of 36
  | Go to page:

First | 2 | 3 | 4 | ... | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | ... | 34 | 35 | Last     Previous | Next
Probe Posted: 11:46 Jun11 2008 Post ID: 2275383
Probe
AvatarMember
Posts: 4,069
Post Likes: 0
0
+
Take the Talky thingy, and say to teh whole store, "I am a sexy Beast, Come Rape me!"
"I don't know if I should smile because we're friends, or cry because that's all we ever will be..."

MSN- teh-probe(at)hotmail(dot)com

SUPERMAN5 Posted: 17:57 Jun11 2008 Post ID: 2276077
SUPERMAN5
AvatarMember
Posts: 7,225
Post Likes: 0
0
+
heh

(If you're a guy) You go in the women's changing room, AND do basically stupid things like running around naked.
Seth Vilo Posted: 20:22 Jun11 2008 Post ID: 2276233
Seth Vilo
AvatarMember
Posts: 145
Post Likes: 0
0
+
Go to the music area and grab a well known song on CD. Go over to the CD players, plug in the CD and sing along. Full volume. And out of tune.
Inactive for a full year. Now I'm back. Kinda...


"I control my thoughts. My thoughts control my emotions. Therefore, I control my emotions..."
cheating-is-good Posted: 22:45 Jun11 2008 Post ID: 2276348
cheating-is-go
od
AvatarMember
Posts: 21,305
Post Likes: 0
0
+
Get a vest and impersonate an employee.
Great, I'm moving. Who knows when you'll see me again.
Alexzander Posted: 12:59 Jun12 2008 Post ID: 2277007
Alexzander
AvatarMember
Posts: 22,252
Post Likes: 1
0
+
Say out loud that you have a bomb.
.................................
The chase is better than the catch!
San Andreas Walk Underwater
lolita lempika Posted: 13:26 Jun12 2008 Post ID: 2277062
lolita lempika
Forum GuestMember
Posts: 114
Post Likes: 0
0
+
try on underwear and replace the new undies with your "used" undies making sure to leave a little surprise for the staff "poop"
tbug2007 Posted: 14:45 Jun12 2008 Post ID: 2277311
tbug2007
Da Bug
AvatarMember
Posts: 10,426
Post Likes: 4
0
+
Eat the bananas sitting on the rack.

ubr cuulness by Craizin the raizin. <3

FILIP R POLICE
Mr. Pokemaster Jr. Posted: 14:48 Jun12 2008 Post ID: 2277318
Mr. Pokemaster
Jr.
AvatarMember
Posts: 19
Post Likes: 0
0
+
Try on a pair of ladies underware (if your a guy) and ask the casher if it makes you look fat.
SUPERMAN5 Posted: 18:44 Jun12 2008 Post ID: 2277977
SUPERMAN5
AvatarMember
Posts: 7,225
Post Likes: 0
0
+


Go and get a bulletproof helment and a blank gun(w/ paintballs(red)). Scream "I'M KILLING MYSELF!!!", then fire. When the people get close, jump up and scare the SH** out of them.
cheating-is-good Posted: 23:42 Jun12 2008 Post ID: 2278359
cheating-is-go
od
AvatarMember
Posts: 21,305
Post Likes: 0
0
+
Run in the store shouting, I love K-Mart, its awesome!"
Great, I'm moving. Who knows when you'll see me again.
Alexzander Posted: 06:48 Jun13 2008 Post ID: 2278662
Alexzander
AvatarMember
Posts: 22,252
Post Likes: 1
0
+
Destroy everythin in you sight.
.................................
The chase is better than the catch!
San Andreas Walk Underwater
Keyblade21 Posted: 02:44 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280615
Keyblade21
AvatarMember
Posts: 9,800
Post Likes: 323
0
+
cause a hold up in the check out line because you cant figure out why after every item scanned it makes a beeping sound

Avy & Sig credits go to Hurricane0

Want to join in the chat? Head over to General Chat
Alexzander Posted: 02:44 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280617
Alexzander
AvatarMember
Posts: 22,252
Post Likes: 1
0
+
Scream alot in the super market.
.................................
The chase is better than the catch!
San Andreas Walk Underwater
cheating-is-good Posted: 02:45 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280621
cheating-is-go
od
AvatarMember
Posts: 21,305
Post Likes: 0
0
+
Play Death metal in the kids section.
Great, I'm moving. Who knows when you'll see me again.
Alexzander Posted: 02:46 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280623
Alexzander
AvatarMember
Posts: 22,252
Post Likes: 1
0
+
Get very dirty.
.................................
The chase is better than the catch!
San Andreas Walk Underwater
cheating-is-good Posted: 02:46 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280626
cheating-is-go
od
AvatarMember
Posts: 21,305
Post Likes: 0
0
+
Pee on the shopping carts.
Great, I'm moving. Who knows when you'll see me again.
Alexzander Posted: 02:47 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280630
Alexzander
AvatarMember
Posts: 22,252
Post Likes: 1
0
+
Poop in the food section.
.................................
The chase is better than the catch!
San Andreas Walk Underwater
ALCADIUS Posted: 02:48 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280634
ALCADIUS
AvatarMember
Posts: 3,783
Post Likes: 1
0
+
Take a dog to the dog food section.


Alexzander Posted: 02:49 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280637
Alexzander
AvatarMember
Posts: 22,252
Post Likes: 1
0
+
Just start screamming.
.................................
The chase is better than the catch!
San Andreas Walk Underwater
ALCADIUS Posted: 03:01 Jun14 2008 Post ID: 2280684
ALCADIUS
AvatarMember
Posts: 3,783
Post Likes: 1
0
+
Get naked maybe?


Displaying Page 9 of 36
  | Go to page:

First | 2 | 3 | 4 | ... | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | ... | 34 | 35 | Last     Previous | Next
Subscribe to topic Low Bandwidth

Currently viewing this thread:
This topic has been closed by 327695

Post Top
Click to close