What Would You Do?

Grab a sponge and clean up the walls.

You find a phungerwhoop where your lielelilylolelily should be and your lielelilylolelily is nowhere to be found. What do you do?

I stop taking LSD


You see a guy in the parking lot of a store getting ready to rob it. What would you do?

Call the police.

You are going to be the best man at your friend's wedding. He has asked you to go and pick up the cake (because they don't deliver) but while walking out with it, you and your friend drop it. What do you do?

Get another one.

You are on the second floor of a burning building. You could climb out of the window but there is no way down from there except to jump. The fire department has not responded yet and you are running out of time. You might survive the jump but you would be badly hurt. What do you do?

look for the nearest mattress and jump with it


Your trapped in the elevator on the 68th floor of a closed building with no cellphone reception and no one knows your there. What would you do?

Force the elevator doors open and get out. I've done it before.

You are _____ in a _____ with no _____ but you do have a _____. The _____ is not _____ but it is _____. What do you do?

Stop reading Mad-Libs


A psychopath points a 357. Magnum at your head. What do you do?

Pray to any deity that might be listening that it isn't loaded.

You are bored with this thread. What do you do?

Start another one


Your car jumps into cruise control at 80 MPH and you can't stop or change the cruise control setting or use the brakes. What would you do?

That happened to me once, well the brakes weren't turning off the cruise control and I was almost in town. Luckily I remembered the "Off" button. That's one way to scare yourself to death.

If I were a mechanic of some sort, I would figure out a way to override the cruise control, if I couldn't do that I'd keep going until I ran out of gas.

You accidentally slit a main artery at work (you're very clumsy) and no one is around because it's after hours. What do you do?

Apply pressure to the wound and attempt to dial 911. After that I'd try and find something very hot to cauterize the wound.


What would you do if a man strapped a bomb to you and says "Attempt to remove the explosives or contact anyone and it will detonate. You have 32 hours to get me 1,000,000 dollars."

Die. then come back 4 months later.

You wander the streets and someone walks up to you and says "in 10 seconds, someone will fall down that building". They look like they're crazy but someone actually falls out of a window of an apartment building. They then say "in 2 hours, they will come for you". You don't know if you should trust him or not. What would you do?