Call him qwerty.
You are hired to play the piano at a high class club, but you lied when you told them you knew how to play it, and they'll kill you if you tell them the truth. What do you do?
"We are men of action, lies do not become us." - Westley
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
I wanna spin around on a 45.