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Warrior13 Posted: 10:07 Oct21 2011
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Warrior13
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Be in control.
The TV turns off by itself, then explodes. What would you do?
The TV turns off by itself, then explodes. What would you do?
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:16 Oct21 2011
Post ID: 3070313
CrypticWizard
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Call the manufacturer and complain until they replace it for free.
You take a drink from a cold glass of soda and suddenly realize it's diet, so you call Poison Control and they put you on hold. What do you do?
You take a drink from a cold glass of soda and suddenly realize it's diet, so you call Poison Control and they put you on hold. What do you do?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
exploding typhoon Posted: 10:24 Oct21 2011
Post ID: 3070321
exploding typhoon
Grammar strict policeman.
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Remember that diet soda isn't hazardous to my health and hang up the phone.
You're in a bar, and a man comes up and sits next to you. He then tells you that no matter what you do, he's going to kill someone that's in the bar. What do you do?
You're in a bar, and a man comes up and sits next to you. He then tells you that no matter what you do, he's going to kill someone that's in the bar. What do you do?
"We are men of action, lies do not become us." - Westley
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
I wanna spin around on a 45.
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:29 Oct21 2011
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Grab him, wrestle him to the floor, and hold him down while someone calls the police to come and arrest the man.
A beautiful woman you have never met comes up to you and asks you to kiss her. What do you do?
A beautiful woman you have never met comes up to you and asks you to kiss her. What do you do?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
exploding typhoon Posted: 10:35 Oct21 2011
Post ID: 3070327
exploding typhoon
Grammar strict policeman.
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I file a lawsuit for sexual harassment.
You meet a man who tells that there is a bunch of treasure in a hole behind him. He then tells you that he can't get it himself, and asks for your help. Then he tells you to look into the hole yourself. What do you do?
You meet a man who tells that there is a bunch of treasure in a hole behind him. He then tells you that he can't get it himself, and asks for your help. Then he tells you to look into the hole yourself. What do you do?
"We are men of action, lies do not become us." - Westley
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
I wanna spin around on a 45.
CrypticWizard Posted: 10:42 Oct21 2011
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Stand a step away from the hole and use a flashlight to see what is in the hole before getting any closer.
You are a housekeeper at a hotel. You are cleaning a room which you know the guest checked out of this morning. While cleaning, you find s money clip under the bed holding about $500. What do you do?
You are a housekeeper at a hotel. You are cleaning a room which you know the guest checked out of this morning. While cleaning, you find s money clip under the bed holding about $500. What do you do?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
exploding typhoon Posted: 10:56 Oct21 2011
Post ID: 3070332
exploding typhoon
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Hang on to it for a while, hanging out by the main desk to see if they come back for it. If they don't, I thank them for a wonderful tip.
You take a trip to Belgium, and find out you are on the most-wanted list for a crime you do not recall. Nobody is willing to listen to you, and police have orders to shoot on site. What do you do?
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You take a trip to Belgium, and find out you are on the most-wanted list for a crime you do not recall. Nobody is willing to listen to you, and police have orders to shoot on site. What do you do?
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"We are men of action, lies do not become us." - Westley
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
I wanna spin around on a 45.
Warrior13 Posted: 14:42 Oct21 2011
Post ID: 3070348
Warrior13
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Leave!
Your apple juice tastes like orange juice. What would you do?
Your apple juice tastes like orange juice. What would you do?
The last Posted: 16:26 Oct21 2011
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Tiger man
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Pour it down the drain
You see a crazy person repetedly runing into a wall
You see a crazy person repetedly runing into a wall
Warrior13 Posted: 22:03 Oct21 2011
Post ID: 3070403
Warrior13
Jimo Dashen
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Walk in the other direction.
Trees come to life. What would you do?
Trees come to life. What would you do?
The last Posted: 08:18 Oct22 2011
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Tiger man
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Declare that wood peckers are now connivers
A man shoves his wallet in your pocket then runs after that you realize that it's filled with unpaid parking tickets
A man shoves his wallet in your pocket then runs after that you realize that it's filled with unpaid parking tickets
CrypticWizard Posted: 11:38 Oct22 2011
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Turn the wallet over to the police since it probably has his ID in it as well.
A woman you picked up at a bar shows up five years later at your door one day with a five-year-old child, who resembles you, claiming you are the child's father. What do you do?
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A woman you picked up at a bar shows up five years later at your door one day with a five-year-old child, who resembles you, claiming you are the child's father. What do you do?
« Last edited by CrypticWizard on Oct 22nd 2011 »
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
fatassmonkey Posted: 12:28 Oct22 2011
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fatassmonkey
Some kind of monkey
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act like charlie sheen
jesus gets a supercheats account, wat do you do
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jesus gets a supercheats account, wat do you do
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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:25 Oct23 2011
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Send Him a friend request, I'm sure He will accept it.
You see someone who used to pick on you in grade school getting attacked by some thugs. What do you do?
You see someone who used to pick on you in grade school getting attacked by some thugs. What do you do?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
fatassmonkey Posted: 11:15 Oct23 2011
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fatassmonkey
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help the thugs
two anime cat girls being chased and eaten by dogs wat do would you do
two anime cat girls being chased and eaten by dogs wat do would you do
CrypticWizard Posted: 12:00 Oct24 2011
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Nothing, since anime cat girls are only cartoon characters and they can't really be harmed.
Someone you hate is on trial for a murder they didn't commit, and you have proof they are innocent, but unless you speak up, this person will be found guilty. What do you do?
Someone you hate is on trial for a murder they didn't commit, and you have proof they are innocent, but unless you speak up, this person will be found guilty. What do you do?
I want my old avatar back...
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
I wonder if anyone will bother trying to read what this says.
exploding typhoon Posted: 22:13 Oct24 2011
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exploding typhoon
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I work a deal out with him, and help him.
I are suffering heavy bleeding, and need to get to a hospital. However, on your way to said hospital you see a woman and two children being attacked by zombies. If you help them, you'll likely die from blood loss. If you ignore them though, they will be killed, and likely join the undead ranks. What do you do?
I'm assuming you can't phone an ambulance here.
I are suffering heavy bleeding, and need to get to a hospital. However, on your way to said hospital you see a woman and two children being attacked by zombies. If you help them, you'll likely die from blood loss. If you ignore them though, they will be killed, and likely join the undead ranks. What do you do?
I'm assuming you can't phone an ambulance here.
"We are men of action, lies do not become us." - Westley
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
I wanna spin around on a 45.
fatassmonkey Posted: 22:18 Oct24 2011
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throw a gernade that only kills zombies
your being raped your straped to a bed the walls are sound proof and a phone aint near the person who is raping you has aids and is a guy wat would you do
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your being raped your straped to a bed the walls are sound proof and a phone aint near the person who is raping you has aids and is a guy wat would you do
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1 : 2 Posted: 01:06 Oct25 2011
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Use Izanagi, change reality so that the rape hasn't started yet, but the guy is now an attractive woman who is free of AIDS, and the two roles are switched. The perpetrator is now the victim. Sweet, sweet revenge. *sinister grin*
What would you do if someone tells you you can become anything that you want to be. And you just found out that the person is God.
What would you do if someone tells you you can become anything that you want to be. And you just found out that the person is God.
exploding typhoon Posted: 06:49 Oct25 2011
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exploding typhoon
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I tell him that logically, he can't exist within our reality, so somewhere along the way my evidence got all screwed up.
You are speeding down a very busy highway at over 70mph, and just found out you have no brakes. What do you do?
You are speeding down a very busy highway at over 70mph, and just found out you have no brakes. What do you do?
"We are men of action, lies do not become us." - Westley
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Inigo Montoya
I wanna spin around on a 45.
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