That's Funny Ha ha ha!
This women calls her boss and tells him she is staying home, she doesn`t feel well!
What`s the mater? he asked.
I have a case of anal glaucoma! she says in a weak voice.
He says, "what the hell is anal glaucoma?"
she replies, "I can`t see my a$$ coming into work today!"
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