I copied this joke from a site...
WAY TOO SMART:
A first grade teacher, Mrs. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is!"
Mrs. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principle's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained the problem to the principle.
The principle told the teacher he would give Harry a test and if he failed to answer any of his answers, he would have to stay in the first grade and behave.
She agreed. Harry was brought in and the terms were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principle: "What is 3x3?"
Harry: "9."
Principle: "What is 6x6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question that the principle thought a third grader should know.
The principle looked at the teacher and said Harry can go to the third grade.
The teacher asked the principle, "Let me ask him a couple questions." They agreed.
Teacher: "What does a cow have 4 of that we only have 2?"
Harry thought for a moment and said, "Legs."
Teacher: "What is in your pants that is not in mine?"
Harry replies, "Pockets."
Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry replies, "Pants." (lol)
Teacher: "What starts with a 'C' and ends with a 'T' that is hairy, oval, delicious, and contains a thin whittish liquid?"
Harry replies, "Coconut."
Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry says, "Bubble gum."
Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, that a woman does sitting down, and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
Teacher: "What starts with an 'F' and ends with a 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry replies, "Firetruck."
The principle sweat and breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher that Harry was to go into the 5th grade cause the principle got the last seven questions wrong.
South Park, Charmed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer / Angel, Tru Calling, Family Guy, TrippingTheRift, FreeForAll, Futurama, Jackass, Lost, That 70's Show, Celebrity Deathmatch