iknowalot Posted: 22:13 Apr02 2005
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These are good... Here's a Michael Jackson joke I got off a site:
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A: He was feeling a little randy.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get in trouble?
A: He was feeling a little randy.
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Jamaquack27 Posted: 23:25 Apr02 2005
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Q.What has a playstation and Michael Jackson got in common?
A.There both made of plastic
A.There both made of plastic
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Jamaquack27 Posted: 23:44 Apr02 2005
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yo mommas so ugly she made a blind kid cry
" " " dumb she died of starvation in a supermarket
" " " dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
" " " dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
Q.What does Michael Jackson and santa claus have in common?
A.They both enter little boys rooms at nite and leave with empty sacks
" " " dumb she died of starvation in a supermarket
" " " dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed
" " " dumb she took a spoon to the superbowl
Q.What does Michael Jackson and santa claus have in common?
A.They both enter little boys rooms at nite and leave with empty sacks
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Big SMoke Posted: 23:52 Apr02 2005
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Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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iknowalot Posted: 23:59 Apr02 2005
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Yo mamma so poor, I sat on a penny and she told me to get off her paycheck!
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iknowalot Posted: 00:00 Apr03 2005
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No more poor jokes now, aight?
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roadkillers Posted: 00:07 Apr03 2005
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This ones pretty stupid.
Q:Why did Micheal Jackson go to the store?
A: Little boy pants were half off.
Q:Why did Micheal Jackson go to the store?
A: Little boy pants were half off.
iknowalot Posted: 00:19 Apr03 2005
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^That's a common one. It's still pretty funny, though.
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roadkillers Posted: 00:23 Apr03 2005
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Ya i know but everyone i tell at school never heared it before.
Jamaquack27 Posted: 00:26 Apr03 2005
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this guy bought a new stereo for his car. when he sed punk it played punk, wen he sed rock it played rock, then these kids run out in front of his car he sed ***king kids and the stereo played michael jackson
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iknowalot Posted: 01:06 Apr03 2005
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lol ahahahahahahahaha that's probably the funniest Michael Jackson joke yet!
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parrotboy Posted: 03:44 Apr03 2005
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yeah its good
This world is full of people trying to copy the people who try to copy them.
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Hyperwire_2.0 Posted: 12:21 Apr03 2005
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Here's one my brother told me: Little Billy goes to his dad and asks "Daddy, is God a boy or a girl?" his dad said "Well he's both son" Billy comes back a little later ad asks "Daddy, is God black or white?" his dad said "Well son he's both" Once again Billy somes back with another question "Daddy is God Michael Jakcson?"
roadkillers Posted: 17:04 Apr03 2005
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Thats a pretty one.
iknowalot Posted: 19:20 Apr03 2005
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Someone has already said that joke.
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parrotboy Posted: 04:25 Apr04 2005
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yeah
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t0ms0nic Posted: 12:44 Apr04 2005
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Heard it before!
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Invisible Posted: 13:21 Apr04 2005
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The principal walks into a kindergarden classroom with a pocketful of lifesavers. They are all honey flavored. He givs each of the kindergardeners a lifesaver and says that whoever is the first to guess the flavor gets a prize. After a few minutes, the principal gives them a hint. "It's something that your mom might call your dad." Then Little Johnny spits his out and shouts,
"Everybody spit them out! They're butt-hole flavored!"
"Everybody spit them out! They're butt-hole flavored!"
I'm baaaaaaaaaaaack!!!!
roxygame Posted: 15:20 Apr04 2005
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This is the best joke eva!!!!!!
What du call a sheep wiv no legs?
A cloud!!!!
Lol hee hee
What du call a sheep wiv no legs?
A cloud!!!!
Lol hee hee
matty dawkins Posted: 15:24 Apr04 2005
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Q.What is Michael Jackson's dream job
A.Babysitter
A.Babysitter
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