500 True/funny things we know about pokemon.

192. When team Rocket BLOWS UP, they're barley hurt
192. A lightning bolt can make people blow up
193. Misty can hold her breath underwater for like five minutes
194. A rock (Geodude) can fly???
195. Magikarp is a fish that can't swim.
196. If Jirachi can grant wishes, why don't they wish Team rocket to the north pole?
197. A pokemon can make itself float by making itself inflate with carbon dioxide (Jigilipuff and Wiggilituff) when carbon dioxide is heavier than air.
198. Brock and Misty are gym leaders, but they suck as trainers.
199. They can sometimes go like five episodes without eating.
200. Misingno is a glitch that you can catch in a pokeball O_o

201.deoxes can regenertate

202. When you beat the Elite 4 you don't become champ.
203. When you have defeated the Elite 4 and go back they say the same thing as if it was your first time there.
204.Your pokemon are always in the pokeballs unless they battle.
205. (R/S/E) May is always surprised and tries to tell you tips before you beat the Champ even though you have already beaten him.
206. There are no cars in any of the games.
207. Psychic Trainers can't tell what move you are going to make next.

208.cats go from normal weight to overweight in a minute

209: Since when do little fish turn into red octopuses?
210: If only Lati@s, Lapras, and Lucario understand human speech, how do the other Pok'emon know what attack to use when you tell them to?
211: Seedot can breed with Wailord.

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212: Pokemon Breed (this is supposed to be a kids game)

213: the only vhicle in the whole game is the truck at the beginning (RSE)
214: pokemon evolve in 10 secs in real life it takes millions of years!

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215: How does a 500-something lb. blue/red water snake fly? (Gyrados is flying type)

216.latias gave birth without latios help?

217.Caterpie is 2 ties bigger that a normal catapilar.
218.In the epasoides,when pokemon uses string shot ther pokemon get tied up but in the game it lowers speed.
219.Buterfree is as big as jimmy neutron's head and hair combined.
220.Some people are like 80 years old and only have lvl.20 pokemon when your 10 and you have lvl.40 pokemon.
221.In every pokemon game you start out as a kid.
222.you never grow up even if you played the game for 10 years.
223.pokemon faint and can't battle but you can fly on a fainted swellow.
223.a poekmon uses wish in the game but only grants it's wish?
224.pokemon don't poop in pokeballs.
225.in the show pokemon heal in there pokeballs but in the game you have to go to the pokecenter or use an item to heal them.
226.A little 10 year old can fight the elite four.
227.In R/B/Y versions your mom doesn't have mr.mime
228.you can catch a girl mr.mime
229.pluse and minun are good friends but doesn't breed together.
230.You can catch a boy jinx even though they all look like women.
231.slowking and team rocket's meowth are the only non legandaires that can speak.
232.in pokemon xd gale of darkness,there more than one regis.
233.Lucario is a legandari but there is a gym leader and a elite 4 person with lucario.

234.Pokemon never use the bathroom(Constipated or what?)
235.bolts of electricity do not kill people
236.animals have personalities
237.a starter pokemon first starts out as a tiny pokemon with a leaf on its head(D/p)the n after it evolves for a second time,it has a whole landscape on its back
238.A cricket pokemon will hurt you
239.you give your pokemon away to make them evolve(some pokemon)
240.some pokemon can only be found if you smother honey on a tree
241.you make pokemon cuter by giving them loafs of mysterious food
242.if pokemon come together,they can learn to speak human(Chatot)
243.a pokemon gives you an egg if you're injured(Chansey)
244.in the games,once yo use a pokeball,and you dont get your pokemon,why dont you get your pokeball back?
245.a giant penguin shoots ice from its body

246.in d/p you cannot sit down.
247.after every season ash abandons all of his pokemon exept pikachu
248.you can climb a gigantic waterfall with a seahorse
249.your pokemon never get tired, they just lose health and pp.
250.people can create huge technologys and do great feats but they caqn tell between male and female
251.there are only 11 dinosaurs
252.there are no mammals
253.in d/p, someone said no one acually saw a pokemon lay an egg, so there is no proof pokemon lay them(how stupid can you get??)
256.in d/p a guycan tell what your pokemon thinks of you by lookin at their footprints
257. the bad people(team rocket, team galactic, ect.)dont bond with their pokemon, yet they have pokemon that evolves with love such as crobat
258.ash and his friends never talk about the past
259. the girls in the pokemon show always change wit every season
260.brock's eyes are always shut yet he can see


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261.Misy loves her togepy but doesn't evolve until season3 and the 2 part epasoide,
Topgepy and mirage island.
262.In d/p some pokemon have to evolve by learning moves.(have gamefreak lost their touch or what?)
263.Tangala doesn't evolve until the 4th genaration.(d/p)
264.Missingo is a virus that tried to stop us from using the mew glitch but failed.
265.In every version there is awlays someone that is the champ before you.
266.Lictung licks things.Werid right?

267. A computer Program (Porygon, Porgon2, Porygon-Z) can Evolve

268. Whenever Team Rocket blasts off, thy don't tell us about them landing and paralyzing themselves

269. In D/P, Nintendo actually decided to have a female as a champion.

270. No matter how they try to ban AR/GS codes from coming out, they keep bypassing the ban.

271. Somehow, old version's HM's magically turn into TM's

272.Rocksmash was a tm and now is an hm.
273.milotock is one of the most beautiful pokemon,but when it was a feebas it was pathitic and ugly.
274.The leader of the regis is regigas but isn't full of gas......
275.In the games and epasoides ash and the person doesn't have to use the bathroom.(do they have diapers?

276.heatran can have a gender but cant make babies(so is he-she nurtered or fixed???)

277.Miltanks milk drink doesn't work on all pokemon.

278. Raichu sucks but pikachu is cool
279. Pikachu has a whole strip club in his pokeball[robot chicken]
280. Ash only hangs out with Misty because she makes him dinner(dont we all)[robot chicken]

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281. 5 feet tall pokemon manage to hide in 1 inch of grass

282. you can find an entei hiding in the field by your hometown