I hate people like this.

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you pulled me over, god dammit.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here *******!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

Ok seriously, WTF.

/rant

So is there a discussion here? xD

i loled at some of them

I actually get into the habit of giving sarcastic answers to people who ask me stupid questions, because its calling for it

*looks at skis on top of car* "you going skiing?"

"No, i put them there in case the car flips over on an icy road"

Heres your sign

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Yes there is discussion. >.>

i totally agree with number 2

For those questions, Sarcasm remains the best response

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On 18-Aug-2007 EspeonDude_ said:

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Screw off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the frigging ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know *******, you pulled me over, god dammit.

When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here *******!

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

I soome how agreee woth that ~_~

For the new and Improved one, I have to disagree :P

By new and improved, they mean that its new to the market and its improved from the previous product.

"The new and improved chair!

Now with rests all over it!"

O RLY?

New has more than one definition, or use in a sentence.

Where did you copy+paste these from? I'm sure I've seen these somewhere else. I'm much into sarcasm, unfortunetly this just results in my mother shouting and swearing and telling me I have a smart mouth etc.

I have seen them often too. Alot of websites/books have these.

These remind me of a lot of "There's your sign" jokes. Kudos.

lol, kudos too

haha, god Bill Engvall is hilarious!!

but seriously speaking, i do hate it when people ask stuff like that.

like i mean really, when someone asks you- 'what was that??', after you've just heard a noise,

LIKE **** I KNOW, ******!

I've heard a comedian do these before.

lol.. I have seen this list before..

I couldn't stop laughing...

#2 = ME!!! HELL YES!

#8... erm, they mean that life goes by fast... (Seriously, it feels like summer just started and I have to go back to school in 2 damn days!!!!)