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The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Town Guards...what a bunch of retards

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GillyNo1 Posted at: 08:10 Jul04 2007 Post ID: 1716882
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Does anyone else share the hatred of Town Guards with me ? It's like you commit a crime in say The Imperial City, then in like Bruma or something the damn guards somehow know you stole a potato in some guys house ! It's madness.Evil
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Al-Khabir Posted at: 11:42 Jul05 2007 Post ID: 1720441
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If you can do a better script than Bethesda, than be my guest and change it.
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manhunt Xx Posted at: 19:53 Jul05 2007 Post ID: 1722344
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put touch of rage on some people its funy sometimes the people trying to kill the guy u put touch of rage on wil hhit each other on acident and it just ends up in 1 big fight just dont hit any body or the guards will come and while its going on get the money from the corpes with me i did it in anvil and now i have like every key to every ones house and there r only guards there
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vikings494 Posted at: 15:41 Jul06 2007 Post ID: 1724972
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Manhunt your being off topic. And yes I slightly hate the town guards. But also i think i know why the Bruma guards figure it out.(Dramatic background music)DUN DUN DUN! The Guard Grapevine.Wow that was lame.Whistle
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onemofo789 Posted at: 19:47 Jul07 2007 Post ID: 1729257
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Teh gaurds do suck but they are wicked easy to kill. I haven't been arrested yet. And killed at least 500.:rock
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manhunt Xx Posted at: 18:35 Jul09 2007 Post ID: 1734774
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ya i no they r easy to kill just dont get taken to jail if u serve your time u lose oaa ur stats it happend to me
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norbie007 Posted at: 22:42 Jul09 2007 Post ID: 1735686
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On 07-Jul-2007 onemofo789 said:Teh gaurds do suck but they are wicked easy to kill. I haven't been arrested yet. And killed at least 500.:rock
Try uping the difficulty and tell me they are easy to kill. I play on not quite all the way but a little more than three fourths and they are pretty hard to kill since there are so many of them. Also, I don't hate them, it is funny messing with them.


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AntarcticBow Posted at: 16:08 Jul23 2007 Post ID: 1770103
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i have to agree with norbie

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norbie007 Posted at: 16:41 Jul23 2007 Post ID: 1770206
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Yay! Someone agreed with me. Also, please don't bump old topics.


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Al-Khabir Posted at: 09:25 Jul24 2007 Post ID: 1771281
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13 days? I hardly call that old. We're talking months here.
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norbie007 Posted at: 15:55 Jul24 2007 Post ID: 1772504
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Though it said June, nevermind. Sorry.


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superblobby Posted at: 07:22 Jul29 2007 Post ID: 1786357
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Guards...

I once did a quest, where I had to see if people were stalking this guy, and when I told him that the third guy wasn't stalking him. He went bananas, and chased me, I ran through the town, because I didn't have any money to pay for a crime, and the guards killed him for me.

Minutes later, I walked by his dead body, with the guard shouting, 'There has been a murder!' What a mug.
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norbie007 Posted at: 14:05 Jul30 2007 Post ID: 1790800
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You know you could have killed that guy right? He attacked you first, there would be no crime on your part. lol.


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X360 Gamer93 Posted at: 16:59 Aug07 2007 Post ID: 1817500
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This guy hated the guards so much, he made a song about it!

"To those who claim they will die for their country...
What the %#($ is wrong with you!?
Make the enemy die for theirs!"
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norbie007 Posted at: 19:29 Aug07 2007 Post ID: 1818088
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That's hilarious! Have you seen the Chuck Norris one?


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X360 Gamer93 Posted at: 21:49 Aug07 2007 Post ID: 1818481
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Yeah, the Chuck Norris ones are great. I just wish I knew why I hate Chuck Norris as much as I hate the town guards...Think

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Al-Khabir Posted at: 08:02 Aug10 2007 Post ID: 1826439
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That's strange, I watched that on tuesday and now it's here.
Well, there's loads of movies on YouTube, but we are straying off topic slightly, aren't we?
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X360 Gamer93 Posted at: 21:55 Aug10 2007 Post ID: 1828552
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Well...a little bit...but the topic was pretty much dead anyways. (That's not a very good excuse, is it?)

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norbie007 Posted at: 22:44 Aug10 2007 Post ID: 1828726
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No I don't believe that it is an excuse but still. I am one of the few people I guess that like the town guards. Make someone attack you and they chase them down and it is funny. Especially when you have high acribatics and can jump up onto a vantage point and watch the fight.


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superblobby Posted at: 05:16 Aug13 2007 Post ID: 1834730
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On 30-Jul-2007 norbie007 said:You know you could have killed that guy right? He attacked you first, there would be no crime on your part. lol.
Funnily enough, I didn't actually know that...

Same as the guy in the Dark Brotherhood questm I loosned the rope, and it dropped onto the woman, I couldn't quite sneak out -_-

He chased me, guards killed him.
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