"That how I get every girl I want"
I take it you don't want any girls then, because your methods have just been ripped out of every teen film ever seen.
Saying "Hi" every now and then will not make a girl jump on top of you unless you have looks and reputation to go with it.
Judging by the fact that this is an internet forum, I'm going to guess that most people reading this will have failed in the reputation department. Of course, there are exceptions, such as myself. I'm the coolest of the cool homies!
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