I win The Game, because...

You lose because Milano is the brand name and should be be capitalized, but cookies is not and therefore should not be.

I win because I discovered Pepperidge Farms makes another cookie similar to Milano called Brussels.

« Last edited by CrypticWizard on May 28th 2020 »

You lose because brussel sprouts.

I win because I actually like brussel sprouts.

You lose because I like them, too.

I win because the cookie Brussels is named after the city in Belgium, not the sprouts.

You lose because your avatar got deleted.

I win because it's raining outside.

You lose because you didn't stabilize at X00574 by splitting your flight path tangentially across the summit vector of 9GX78 with a five-degree inertial correction.

I wine because I did stabilize at X00574 by splitting my flight path tangentially across the summit vector of 9GX78 with a five-degree inertial correction.

You lose because I recall you using that reason for winning at least twice in the past.

I win because my state will be fully reopening on June 6th.

You lose because I win.

I win because you lose,

You lose because you weren't online to collect your medal.

I win because I took it in your place.

You lose because my name is on the medal so you have to give it to me anyway.

I win because I have a new computer.

You lose because I already guessed that it had something to do with fixing or replacing one.

I win because it's 1:17am here, but it is 10:17am on the previous day for you.

You lose because, if the game is about being ahead in time, I win.

I win because the game favours me.

You lose because your custom title doesn't fit on 1 line.

I win because I took the dog for a walk.

You lose because I did too.

I win because

You lose because you didn't realise that CW subtly outlawed the use of a smiley as a reason or an option in FG.

I win because I first posted (briefly, before my ban) in FG over 8 years ago, and CW was active even back then.

You lose because I wasn't a SMod back then.

I win because I'm the only SMod still active.

You lose because you're the only active SMod.

I win because I run a FANDOM site that gets over 110k visits a week.

You lose because you won an MVP you didn't deserve to win. (sorry )

I win because I have placed in the top 3 in all MVP competitions I have participated in.

You lose because of something green.

I win because of something blue.

You lose because red.

I win because green.

You lose because those colours were wrong.

I win because I took the time to type in rainbow colours.