What Would You Do?

I'll just start going out with HER best friend.

You boot up your computer only to find that your entire system has been reformatted, and the password to all the websites you visit has been changed, including your e-mail password. What do you do?

Freak out!

Your best friend eats your ice cream that you really wanted... What would you do?

Rip into him over it until he buys me some more ice cream to replace what he ate.

You save up your money to buy the cool new video game, but once you have enough, all the stores are sold out and they don't know when they will get more in. What do you do?

Go home, feeling sad.

You wake up one morning to find yourself in a random bathtub that is filled with forks... What would you do?

The first thing I would do is get out of the bathtub.

You wake up one morning and find that your hair has turned neon purple, but nobody else seems to care or even notice. What do you do?

Shave my head.

An explosion happens that burns off only your eyebrows... What would you do?

Wait for them to grow back.

You spend two weeks planning a big vacation with your family, but then you wake up the day of the vacation and you are totally sick, too sick to even get out of bed. The rest of your family still wants to go. What would you do?

Go.

Someone steals your two anime cat girls... What would you do?

No sweat, they're a picture my roommate found on the internet, so I'd just download them again.

You discover that Kelly Kelly in your avi and sig isn't really her, but a look-alike. What do you do?

Cry myself to sleep.

Your computer catches a virus and it can't be fixed... What would you do?

Buy a new one!

You catch a virus that can only be cured by kissing the one person you hate most in the world. What do you do?

Die in peace.

Everytime your friend passes a light, the light goes out... What would you do?

Ask him to go past my former neighbor's god-awful Christmas display in hopes that they will never be ale to light it again!

Someone you have always had a secret crush on breaks up with their longtime boyfriend/girlfriend and seems really lonely. You don't want to take advantage of her/him, but you really would like to go on a date. What do you do?

Take it slow.

The ceiling falls when you are sleeping... What would you do?

Probably die. I mean you are asleep so you can't really do anything.

You are standing in a forest and a bear comes up to you and just sits there. What would you do?

Back away slowly. If the bear is just sitting there, chances are it is used to humans and doesn't see them as a threat, but it's best to be cautious.

You are a cashier at a grocery store. Someone comes up to your counter with some beer, but when you check their ID, you see that their 21st birthday is tomorrow. What do you do?

Well, they are still 20 so therefore aren't legal for beer, so i wouldn't let them buy it.

You are sitting in a locked room and you are starving and thirsty, but all you see is a dead rat and some rank water in the corner. What do you do?

If that's all there is, and it's either that or die, then I'd eat the rat and drink the water.

You are hungry and someone offers you food, but says that you have to do something for it, and won't tell you what it is until you agree to do it. What do you do?

Walk away. I'd look rather look for an orchard or something with food.

A guy is holding a gun to you and says if you don't give him your wallet he'll kill you, and he says that if you give any excuses he'll shoot you in a different place each time (legs, then arms). You remember at that point that your wife took your wallet. What do you do?

Attack. Since he's the one with the gun, it's the last thing he'll expect me to do, so I'd have the element of surprise on my side. I also know how to disarm someone with a gun.

You can't think of anything else to ask in the "What Would You Do" thread. What do you do?