Reviving this for bad jokes halloween edition.
Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
Spoiler: Because you can see right through them.
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Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?
Spoiler: For the spare ribs.
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What do monsters eat at restaurants?
Spoiler: The waiters.
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Why don't mummies go on holiday?
Spoiler: They are afraid they will relax and unwind
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Why did the cyclops have to close his school?
Spoiler: He only had one pupil.
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Thank you thank you.. and the scariest things is.. there's more where those came from.
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