Your Account
    Log into your account here:
       Forgot Password

    Not registered? Sign Up for free
    Registration allows you to keep track of all your content and comments, save bookmarks, and post in all our forums.
Follow the dark path or use the light
Mobile
go

Bad Jokes

Search for a game or topic
Subscribe to topic Low Bandwidth

Down to Quick Reply
Displaying Page 4 of 4

1 | 2 | 3 | Last     Previous
testuser Posted: 04:00 Jul21 2017 Post ID: 3435180
testuser
and then there will be cake.
AvatarAdmin
Posts: 2,121
Post Likes: 187
0
+
Whats E.T. short for?

Spoiler:
click to reveal
balthiersbit said:.. oh poop I lost my balls ..


If this post is irrelevant to the topic please ignore it.
It may be a test and it may be deleted shortly.


Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
Matt77 Posted: 06:55 Jul21 2017 Post ID: 3435185
Matt77
The Chosen One
AvatarMember
Posts: 14,179
Post Likes: 269
0
+
Oh dear...

ViolinViolinViolin
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~

Warrior13 said:I realized that Matt is the Chosen One of SC.

Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
testuser Posted: 07:57 Jul21 2017 Post ID: 3435187
testuser
and then there will be cake.
AvatarAdmin
Posts: 2,121
Post Likes: 187
0
+
balthiersbit said:.. oh poop I lost my balls ..


If this post is irrelevant to the topic please ignore it.
It may be a test and it may be deleted shortly.


Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
danielroxheaps Posted: 15:37 Jul23 2017 Post ID: 3435226
danielroxheaps
1111000110001010101011111001
AvatarMember
Posts: 7,669
Post Likes: 246
0
+
You made your own meme?
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"

KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
testuser Posted: 03:55 Jul24 2017 Post ID: 3435244
testuser
and then there will be cake.
AvatarAdmin
Posts: 2,121
Post Likes: 187
0
+
No I pinched it.. thats what you do with memes.

I did buy a friend of mine an elephant for his room though.
He said "Thanks"... and I said, "don't mention it".
balthiersbit said:.. oh poop I lost my balls ..


If this post is irrelevant to the topic please ignore it.
It may be a test and it may be deleted shortly.


Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
danielroxheaps Posted: 19:24 Jul24 2017 Post ID: 3435264
danielroxheaps
1111000110001010101011111001
AvatarMember
Posts: 7,669
Post Likes: 246
0
+
I don't get it.


But I went into a corn farm once. I was going to make a joke about it but I realised it was too corny.
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"

KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
testuser Posted: 04:15 Jul25 2017 Post ID: 3435283
testuser
and then there will be cake.
AvatarAdmin
Posts: 2,121
Post Likes: 187
0
+
Go Daaan, go Daaan!
(although don't joke about corn, the king might hear you.)

I used to have a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
.. It was shift work
balthiersbit said:.. oh poop I lost my balls ..


If this post is irrelevant to the topic please ignore it.
It may be a test and it may be deleted shortly.


Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
danielroxheaps Posted: 16:58 Aug02 2017 Post ID: 3435461
danielroxheaps
1111000110001010101011111001
AvatarMember
Posts: 7,669
Post Likes: 246
0
+
Well I havent seen him around so we might have to make corn jokes to bring him back.
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"

KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
testuser Posted: 15:29 Oct31 2018 Post ID: 3446146
testuser
and then there will be cake.
AvatarAdmin
Posts: 2,121
Post Likes: 187
0
+
Reviving this for bad jokes halloween edition.

Why don't ghosts make good magicians?
Spoiler:
click to reveal


Why did the skeleton go to the barbeque?
Spoiler:
click to reveal


What do monsters eat at restaurants?
Spoiler:
click to reveal


Why don't mummies go on holiday?
Spoiler:
click to reveal


Why did the cyclops have to close his school?
Spoiler:
click to reveal




Thank you thank you.. and the scariest things is.. there's more where those came from.
balthiersbit said:.. oh poop I lost my balls ..


If this post is irrelevant to the topic please ignore it.
It may be a test and it may be deleted shortly.


Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
AK GMAN14 Posted: 23:21 Nov04 2018 Post ID: 3446180
AK GMAN14
Thwipster
AvatarMember
Posts: 3,467
Post Likes: 59
0
+
I shall gladly kick off the Thanksgiving Editon.

What's a turkey's favorite dessert?

Spoiler:
click to reveal

Credits: Cyndevia for sig/avy
Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
danielroxheaps Posted: 17:25 Nov27 2018 Post ID: 3446584
danielroxheaps
1111000110001010101011111001
AvatarMember
Posts: 7,669
Post Likes: 246
0
+
A Christmas joke in November to **** everyone off:

What does a gardener do at Christmas time?
Spoiler:
click to reveal
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"

KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
Matt77 Posted: 03:01 Nov28 2018 Post ID: 3446589
Matt77
The Chosen One
AvatarMember
Posts: 14,179
Post Likes: 269
0
+
Applause Applause Applause

This is what I mean about your downward spiral...

ViolinViolinViolin
~ Sometimes people change, but sometimes you just open your eyes & realise who they truly are ~

Warrior13 said:I realized that Matt is the Chosen One of SC.

Credits to KingofCorn for the awesome avatar!
Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
danielroxheaps Posted: 15:56 Nov28 2018 Post ID: 3446595
danielroxheaps
1111000110001010101011111001
AvatarMember
Posts: 7,669
Post Likes: 246
0
+
Nah I think it's an upward spiral now.

I could have made a worse joke though... I was going to...

« Last edited by danielroxheaps on Nov 28th 2018 »
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/i...roxheaps
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/use...roxheaps
To find me on any other website just look for the user "danielroxheaps"

KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
Reply Quote & ReplyMulti Quote
Displaying Page 4 of 4

1 | 2 | 3 | Last     Previous
Subscribe to topic Low Bandwidth

Currently viewing this thread:
REPLY IN THIS THREAD
Smilies, click to use

You must be logged in to reply:
Username: 
Password:   
Forgot password? Click here to get it resent to you.
Sign Up Register for free.

Users under 13 are not eligible to post on the SuperCheats forums.

Post Top
Click to close