testuser Posted: 14:22 Feb11 2016
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Alright, so my favourite thing about being a dad is.. making my kids cry.. with laughter.. ok just groan at my jokes.
But I need more.. so i'll share some here and hopefully you can help me out with some more. This is for clean jokes though.
So one of my first (oldest) favourite bad jokes is:
When is a door not a door?
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And one that I heard recently:
What would it be if a cat won a dog show?
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Oh my sides...
Anyway. ill post some more when I remember them. Please share if you've got any. Remember, dad jokes.. (so bad they're .. no they're just bad)
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But I need more.. so i'll share some here and hopefully you can help me out with some more. This is for clean jokes though.
So one of my first (oldest) favourite bad jokes is:
When is a door not a door?
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And one that I heard recently:
What would it be if a cat won a dog show?
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Oh my sides...
Anyway. ill post some more when I remember them. Please share if you've got any. Remember, dad jokes.. (so bad they're .. no they're just bad)
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Matt77 Posted: 18:31 Feb11 2016
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Please, I don't need any more of these in my life *cries*
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:56 Feb11 2016
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Whenever my brother says that "I'm Hungry" or "I'm thirsty" or something along those lines, my dad responds with "Hello hungry" or "I thought your name was [Insert Name Here]"
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steelersrock01 Posted: 23:32 Feb11 2016
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Hey hungry, I'm dad
Sanzano Posted: 01:32 Feb12 2016
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Here's one:
'I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.'
'I used to have a job at a calendar factory but I got the sack because I took a couple of days off.'
Matt77 Posted: 01:44 Feb12 2016
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testuser Posted: 02:58 Feb12 2016
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Ah that is a classic. Have to use it sparingly though.
Yes, I love the one liners
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
What do you call a cheese that's not yours?
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What cheese do you give to a shy bear?
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KingofCorn Posted: 02:13 Feb13 2016
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Avoid the Noid.
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Guards stopped me for being a Redguard out after dark. This town is so Whiterun.
Craizen Posted: 05:05 Feb13 2016
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A'ight
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I have to resist punching someone when I hear the "Hi Hungry" one
testuser Posted: 07:47 Feb13 2016
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Erm Corn dude.. that one is a bit over my head.
Sorry you feel that way Craizen.. personally I can't stand insects puns,
....they really bug me.
Sorry you feel that way Craizen.. personally I can't stand insects puns,
....they really bug me.
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Matt77 Posted: 08:16 Feb13 2016
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*cringe*
*cry*
*run*
*scream*
*cower in corner*
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*cry*
*run*
*scream*
*cower in corner*
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balthiersbit Posted: 15:24 Feb13 2016
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My father doesnt do puns.
He does the fake nose blowing on fancy napkins.
Makes a teapot burp.
Does really bad dancing in music stores.
Pretends to surf if it one of those escalators that dont have steps.
And many many more.
Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
He does the fake nose blowing on fancy napkins.
Makes a teapot burp.
Does really bad dancing in music stores.
Pretends to surf if it one of those escalators that dont have steps.
And many many more.
Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
testuser Posted: 03:22 Feb14 2016
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Your father is an inspiration.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
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balthiersbit Posted: 13:03 Feb14 2016
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He's a terror! Lol
Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
Thanx to Craizen for the sig, love ya babe, Hubby for the avi.
danielroxheaps Posted: 16:13 Feb14 2016
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Matt, let's run far, far away from here...
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Matt77 Posted: 17:41 Feb14 2016
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NOOOOO!!!
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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:38 Feb14 2016
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Come on Matt *pulls on arm* let's get out of here before it explodes
P.S: How do I add an image?
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Matt77 Posted: 01:36 Feb15 2016
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1. Find the image on google.
2. Click 'View Image'.
3. Copy & paste the image URL into the text box.
4. Highlight the text with the URL and click 'Add Pic'.
5. If you wish, you can place [center] & [/cent.er] at the beginning and end of the URL to make it centered.
6. Run away from this thread ASAP.
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2. Click 'View Image'.
3. Copy & paste the image URL into the text box.
4. Highlight the text with the URL and click 'Add Pic'.
5. If you wish, you can place [center] & [/cent.er] at the beginning and end of the URL to make it centered.
6. Run away from this thread ASAP.
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testuser Posted: 03:17 Feb15 2016
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Come on guys don't go. Its not that bad.
Nikki, I know what you mean about embarrassing dads. My kids asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public.
I said maybe....
No but seriously I can be embarrassing. When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
Nikki, I know what you mean about embarrassing dads. My kids asked me to stop singing oasis songs in public.
I said maybe....
No but seriously I can be embarrassing. When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
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danielroxheaps Posted: 16:44 Feb15 2016
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I should show my dad this forum...
My uncle makes more and better dad jokes than my Dad, but then again my uncle buys Chillis with "20th most hottest Chilli in the world" or something like that.
Dad jokes, they make me want to do this:
My uncle makes more and better dad jokes than my Dad, but then again my uncle buys Chillis with "20th most hottest Chilli in the world" or something like that.
Dad jokes, they make me want to do this:
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