Keep the story going.

Matt77 said:

that her Michael

"Woah, looks like somebodys on their period!" the nothingness said. Laura slapped the nothingness. The nothingness laughed. "Laura, I wish I could tell you these things, but I can't. And you're dead, this whole thing unfolding is in your head," the nothingness said, and then made a joke that I can't repeat because the nothingness is very sick minded and needs help.

"Muumuu why are you called the nothingness now?", Laura asked.
"Um what is muumuu", Nothingness asked.
"Muumuu equals um", Laura replied.
"Ok, and my name is Nothingness, but some weird people refer to me as the nothingness with 0 capitals", he replied.

Spoiler:
"But you can just call me Ness for short, if you prefer."
Laura was still trying to figure out what to do about Arual. Being dead, she didn't have an awful lot of options. But then remembered that ghosts could haunt people, even take temporary possession of their bodies. Laura thought maybe she'd have a little fun.

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"I'm back," Arual yelled. Who is he talking to? Laura thought. Laura watches as a woman walks into the hallway and hugs Arual. "What happened to your finger?" the girl asks. "Just a cut," Arual replies. "It looks infected," the girl says. "It's fine, babe," Arual says. Babe? Laura thought, Well, let's have a little fun, shall we? A light crashes to the floor, the table starts shaking and everything falls off. A little girl walks in and sees the table shaking, "Mum? Dad? What's going on?" Laura stops.

She wondered why the little girl had five legs, but then she noticed that the woman with Arual had five legs also, because she was from the planet Pentapod, where everyone had five legs. And there was no way this girl could be Arual's actual daughter--everyone knows that Orgonians and Pentapodians can't mate.

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As Laura haunted Arual, she wondered how she died, since Ness healed her wound from the knife.

She began to wonder if she was really dead. Arual and the two Pentapodians did not seem to know she was there, so that might indicate that she was a ghost. She decided to try floating though a wall, something that ghosts were known to be able to do.

Unfortunately she hit the wall. It seemed she wasn't dead, and more likely than not Ness healed her but was then ambushed and replaced by a fake Ness pretending to be in the afterlife and telling Laura she was dead. Also unfortunately, now that she wasn't a ghost, the alarms had caught her breaking in minutes ago and security was well on their way.

But the weird thing was that Arual, his girlfriend, the girl, and the security guards were not able to see her, or even was sure she was there. Was she invisible? Or was there some other reason she was undetectable?

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It seemed she stunk so much of old tuna and off milk that everyone avoided her. They could see her, but ignored her so she wouldn't come near them.

As it turned out, the whole reason Laura smelled so foul was part of a plot by Lime, the evil gummy bear king. Lime, watching from his lair of supreme evil gummyness, cackled with glee as he watched it all unfold. Now, all that was left to do was deploy his yellow snoofleberry cannon.

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Sadly it failed and Lime retreated back into his lair, until an image of a swan appeared.

This swan loved gummy bears and she advanced on Lime with a hungry look in her eyes. Lime trembled with fear but he could do nothing as the swan lowered her graceful neck and gobbled him up. Then she thought to herself, "I really do like the orange-flavored ones better." So she went to the bulk candy store and bought a bag of them.

The swan, Serene, enjoyed her packet of gummy bears which cost her 60 tokens (the new currency). She thought long and hard about her three year long life. Fortunately for her she had no bad memories so she didn't cry uncontrollably. Instead, she smiled, or did what swans do when they are happy.

Her happiness was so infectious that everyone else who lived in the lake was happy, too, even the crocodile that nobody liked. The crocodile was mean and he really liked swan meat. This was why Serene was the only swan left in the lake.

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"How are you Serene?", the crocodile somehow said.
"Oh, I'm fine. And I'm about to be better oNCE I KILL YOU FOR EATING MY FRIENDS!", she screamed somehow.
Also somehow, he crocodile was vaporised by three lazers coming from Serene's beak.

Now the secret was out. Serene decided there was no reason to pretend anymore, and transformed into her robot form, revealing her true nature to the other residents of the lake. The other animals were surprised to learn she was an animal Transformer(tm), but they realized she was there to protect them, and they were happy with this arrangement.

"That's a weird robot", Laura whispered to herself as she walked past the lake. But when it transformed back into a swan, as Serene enjoyed swimming in the lake with her friends, she smiled and threw the animals some bread, and proceeded off into the distance.

Unfortunately, the Decepticon spy Lazerbeak had seen Serene's transformation, and flew back to the base to inform Megatron, their leader, of what he had seen.
"What, another Transformer, here? I thought we were the only ones. We must investigate, she may be an Autobot."
Megatron sent his top soldiers, Starscream and Thundercracker, to find out about Serene.


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When they arrived at Serene's lake, they asked her whether she was an Autobot.
"Oh, no no no, I swallowed a piece of space gum one day and it gave me human abilities and the ability to transform into a robot. Some people call me a transformer though", she said.
Starscream and Thundercracker looked puzzled. She could indeed transform, but not into a vehicle, but instead into a swan. Or was it the other way round? Anyways, they were keen to get home to their children so they left Serene and her lake in peace.