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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:50 Jun26 2011 Post ID: 3026954
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You're right, I did forget about My Pokemon Ranch...I must have been having a brain dead moment. Anyway, all human have body hair so why they would need to wear fur suits is beyond me.

If God can do anything, can he make a rock so big that he can't move it?
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Floatzel Posted: 14:08 Jun26 2011 Post ID: 3027004
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that's impossible because he can move anything.

can you say supercalifragilisticexpialidocious? (I can)

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CrypticWizard Posted: 16:36 Jun26 2011 Post ID: 3027107
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Sure, I can say it, but I don't really see any reason to say it.

How many licks does it take to get the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
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Lady autumn dove Posted: 20:12 Jun26 2011 Post ID: 3027199
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they actually tested that.The machine broke at 99 million licks.It wasn't even at the center. Maybe the world will never knowEh Is it true that you can eat leather? I mean real leather is cow hide so...?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 20:15 Jun26 2011 Post ID: 3027204
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I don't think you can eat leather. Never tried, though, and not in any hurry to.

And it actually takes 856 licks (got very bored one day).

Why does anyone care how much a woodchuck would chuck since woodchucks do not and can not chuck wood?
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Street Kombat Posted: 11:39 Jul10 2011 Post ID: 3034256
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That's is probably because it's a tongue twister and those don't have to make sense.

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:06 Jul10 2011 Post ID: 3034273
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Interesting variation on the woodchuck thing.

What is 6x9 if calculated in base 13?
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Street Kombat Posted: 00:45 Jul12 2011 Post ID: 3035349
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Ha ha, it's 42. I also know this was pointed out to Douglas Adams, and his answer was "I may be a sorry case, but I don't write jokes in base 13."

What is the point of making a bed when it gets messed up again that very night, so you have to make it again in the morning?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:07 Jul12 2011 Post ID: 3035602
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Beats the photon out of me. I don't bother with making mine anyway.

Why does popcorn always have to make you so thirsty even if it's unsalted?
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Street Kombat Posted: 21:43 Jul17 2011 Post ID: 3038358
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Because the corn they use to make it is dried first, so the popcorn comes out dry.

Why do they make everything microwavable now?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:57 Jul18 2011 Post ID: 3038582
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It's more convenient for people who don't want to or have time to cook.

Why are so many good older movie still not being released on DVD?
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Street Kombat Posted: 00:25 Jul22 2011 Post ID: 3040236
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It's up to the companies that hold the copyrights on those movies.

Why do so many cartoon always depict the father as being a clueless idiot?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 19:41 Jul22 2011 Post ID: 3040633
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Beats me. My father was certainly never like that.

Why do some people think all anime is for kids when there are many anime shows with adult content, explicit language, graphic violence, and even nudity?
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Street Kombat Posted: 12:18 Jul28 2011 Post ID: 3043013
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Because people think cartoons are for kids.

How many Power Rangers shows are they going to make before they realize it's never again going to be as popular as it once was?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:46 Jul29 2011 Post ID: 3043620
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Who knows? I guess they figure they'll milk the franchise for all it's worth.

Before I ask my next question, let me give you the reasoning behind it: first of all, Batman has high-tech gadgets and tools, but where does he get the money it would take to develop them? Obviously, he must have access to money. Now, Wayne Tech could develop that kind of technology, so Batman must be somebody who works for Wayne Tech, possibly in the R&D department. But, then, someone higher up would wonder where that money is going when they have no product so show for it, and could easily trace that to the employee that was spending it for Batman's gadgets. Unless the person who was using that money was the head of the company, Bruce Wayne.

So my question is, how come nobody in Gotham City even suspects that Batman is really Bruce Wayne.
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Street Kombat Posted: 18:50 Aug09 2011 Post ID: 3050637
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Because if everyone knew who Batman was, he wouldn't be able to fight crime, so there would be no plot and the whole series would end.

Why do cats sit and stare out of a window for hours on end?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 10:11 Aug10 2011 Post ID: 3050986
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I have been wondering that for years. I guess they must like watching what's going on outside, even if nothing much is going on.

Why do I have laryngitis?
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Street Kombat Posted: 22:23 Aug14 2011 Post ID: 3053533
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Because your larynx is imflamed.

Why are we the only ones still posting here?

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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:28 Aug15 2011 Post ID: 3053692
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I guess because nobody else in interested anymore.

Why is nobody interested in this thread anymore?
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Keyblade21 Posted: 21:54 Aug15 2011 Post ID: 3053839
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Because none of these questions have logical answers.

Where do hairs come from?

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