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danielroxheaps Posted: 21:26 Dec29 2018 Post ID: 3446968
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Because I thought you had the power to read peoples' minds...

How could you not have the power to read peoples' minds?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 22:37 Jan01 2019 Post ID: 3447029
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Even if I could read minds, I couldn't read the mind of somebody who isn't there.

How could you expect me to be a mind-reader?

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danielroxheaps Posted: 18:34 Jan02 2019 Post ID: 3447038
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Because you have wizard in your username.

How could you have wizard in your username and not have any magical powers?
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KingofCorn said:See Matt becomes gay and suddenly there are shitposts everywhere.
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CrypticWizard Posted: 12:53 Jan23 2019 Post ID: 3447184
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Because magical powers don't necessarily include mind-reading.

How could you think magical powers always include mind-reading?
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Natalya Telly Posted: 06:13 Aug09 2019 Post ID: 3448432
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Nice picture!
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:19 Aug15 2019 Post ID: 3448455
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How could you not follow the rules of this game?
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mrgrtt123 Posted: 22:02 Nov21 2019 Post ID: 3449147
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Because s/he doesn't read the rules before posting.

How could you survive on a deserted island?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 09:30 Nov25 2019 Post ID: 3449170
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Because I am a resourceful person.

How could you eat 50 hot dogs in under a minute?
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mrgrtt123 Posted: 19:31 Jan02 2020 Post ID: 3449434
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Because it is written on their faces.

How can somebody cheat with someone s/he love?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 20:48 Jan04 2020 Post ID: 3449439
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Because sometimes people are stupid.

How could you write a dozen book reports then pack yourself in styrofoam?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 04:11 Feb08 2020 Post ID: 3449715
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Because I just do, OK?!

How could you judge me like that?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:13 Mar12 2020 Post ID: 3449965
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Because you can?t build a scale model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles.

How could you staple bagels to your face and then remove them with a pitchfork?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 01:31 Jun04 2020 Post ID: 3451169
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Because someone told me it was a good technique to get clear and soft skin.

How could you think I couldn't build a scale model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 13:29 Jun04 2020 Post ID: 3451203
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Because I have to see photographic proof before I'll believe it.

How could you buy a Slurpee at the mall?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 02:04 Jun05 2020 Post ID: 3451218
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Because... well I couldn't... there's no 7-Elevens here...

How could you allow the NTA awards become rigged?
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Matt77 Posted: 09:02 Jun05 2020 Post ID: 3451236
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because I didn't know what they were.

How could you wear sunscreen inside?

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Warrior13 said:I realized Matt is the Chosen One of SC.

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CrypticWizard Posted: 09:10 Jun06 2020 Post ID: 3451244
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Because he put it on while he was outside in the sun, then when he came inside it was still on him.

How could you study neurosurgery instead of watching the My Little Pony cartoon?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 05:41 Jun09 2020 Post ID: 3451336
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Because I would need neurosurgery to remove all memory of watching that cartoon.

How could you be sold to a crazy scientist for £50,000 along with your twin brother as part of "The Red Door Experiment", set fire to the medical facility and kill the scientist, then seek revenge on every single one of your biological family members?
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CrypticWizard Posted: 11:57 Jun09 2020 Post ID: 3451345
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Because it was in the script.

How could think something like that would happen outside of a movie or TV show?
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danielroxheaps Posted: 03:05 Jun10 2020 Post ID: 3451367
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Because it did. I'm the doctor, that's why I was studying neurosurgery Evil

How could you blast Spice Girls on repeat for 6 hours?
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