((He's not gonna do anything to Zephyr. Maybe you didn't notice something, Cobb. There's only one person around here who can kill my characters. And that's me. It's my decision. I don't care if you get the big beardy bloke himself to kill them, they're coming back. I could, by all rights, have your character chopped into tiny little pieces and fed to a shark. But I know you'd only make him come back again. So, if you'll excuse me, I have a comeback to make.))
The ground below the tombstones began to shake, and Inferno and Chaos rose from them.
"Heeeeere's Johnny!" said Chaos. "Did you really think you could get rid of me that easily?"
"Maybe your big ugly friend doesn't take the hint," said Inferno. "He looked really disappointed, right before I put my sword through his face about 50 times! And now, I'll let you suffer the same fate!"
Chaos dodged behind K Cobb and held his arms behind his back. Inferno raised his flaming sword, and thrust it through K Cobb's chest and face repeatedly. They picked up his lifeless corspe and threw it down the abyss.
"Who's next?" snarled Inferno.
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.