Royal Hylian Combat Tournament

Quake walked into the arena. Chaos hurled an empty beer can at him, but missed.
"Lookie here!" said Quake. "Stevens's little girlfriend entered? What a surprise. Well, it's gonna be fun takling you down!"

(sees a beer can on floor beside feet)"Take another shot" i whispered."COME ON FAITH!YOU CAN BEAT THIS SLUG!"

Chaos picked up the beer can and prepared to throw it, but Jango snatched it away.
"Give that back!" said Chaos.
"With your aim?" asked Jango. "Not a chance."
Jango hurled the can at Quake, hitting him in the head.
"Stevens!" he roared. "You're a dead man! After this match, you're going down!"
"Which hospital you going to, Len?" shouted Chaos. "I'll meet you and sign your cast!"
Quake swore loudly at Chaos and turned back to Faith.
"I'm gonna enjoy crushing you!" he smirked.

"Ahahahahhahahahahhaha!!!!Good shot Jango!Right on the nut!(is laughing,hard)GO ON FAITH!"

"Enough small talk!" said Quake, drawing a pair of swords. "Let's rumble!"
Chaos raised the Glove of Lowthos slightly.
"Think I could hit him from here?" he whispered to Jango.
"Don't," replied Jango. "You'll get Faith disqualified."

(looks at Chaos)"Look,i know you want to cheat,but not that way!"

"You're right," said Chaos. "I'll find some other way to cheat."
"Chaos, good news," said Jango, looking at a schedule he had bought before going in. "Check the line-up."
Chaos glanced at the line-up for the first round.
"Oh, this is just too good!" he said. "Tom, I really do hope you win. Because you're up against Havoc in your first match!"

"Good then,this oughta be a good fight."

((im gong away for a min,so ill brb k?))

((kk,see ya in a min))

((Speed on, I'm bored out of my skull here))

"Check this out," said Jango, pointing to the schedule. "Tomas Gale versus Havoc, me versus Freezon, and - get this - Chaos Stevens versus Wolf O'Donnell!"
"Ain't this just the best?" asked Chaos.

(ok...)
"Wow,sounds a good line-up!I've gotta see Faith kick this guys butt though!COME ON!!!"

((Jesus H Christ, where is jamarie?))

((Don't know...This isn't going anywhere fast))

((I think she's back now))

((Yay...))

((Holy crap. Just as you think someone's back, they vanish again. This is getting beyond a joke now))

((I am sorry!iPod went mad and i had extra ironing!))

"You ready for this?"Faith asked smirking.

((MAYBE beyond a joke,but not completly.Ive seen worser jokes))

((Always an excuse, jamarie))

"Bring it on, kid!" said Quake. "I'm gonna end you!"