"That's me at 6 years old," said Chaos. "This was the day I was banished to live here. About three days from now, I'll take revenge on the ones who imprisoned me here. What happens today, you asked?"
He paused, glancing around the room.
"Nothing in particular," he said. " I just like to come here sometimes, to reflect on things. Think about how I could have done things differently. And to show you what time travel's like. You have to be careful when you go into the past. There's a lot that can go wrong, and frequently does."
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.