SC Quotes, just for random amusement... =P

French rules! And hello Jam. =D

This was in Psychology earlier, when my teach made the biggest mistake of her career...

Teach: Alright guys, to demonstrate your cognitivity, I'd like you to do the first thing that comes into your heads.
Holly: See you later, dudes!
*Walks towards the door, followed by her mates*
Teach: Hey, I didn't mean skive the lesson!
Holly: Who says I'm skiving the lesson? I'm off to Nuke the Pentagon, love!
*Walks out*

The class was in stitches, I thought it was hilarious...

Hey guys.

History.

*Random guy walks in.*

John: Who the hell are you?
Random Guy: I'm your Supply Teacher, Mr. Ryan.
John: Oh. Hi, Ryan.
Mr. Ryan: MR. Ryan son.
John: Oh.
Me: *Slaps John.* You're dumb, man!
Mr. Ryan: Son stand up.
Me: Jesus! Two History lessons in a row!
Mr. Ryan: What's your name, son?
Me: No.
Mr. Ryan: Don't be awkward what's your name, son?
Me: No.
Mr. Ryan: Tell me your name!
Me: St. Jimmy. *Mates laugh.*
Mr. Ryan: I asked for your name, not your nickname son.
Me: My names not Son! It's James-Bloody Thorsteinson!
Mr. Ryan: OK, James-Bloody. Sit down.
Me: OK...*Sits.*
Adam: Sir, why is Mrs. Sikora away.*Under breath.* Not that I'm bothered....
Mr. Ryan: She was sent to hospital this morning, I suspect she won't be here for about 6 weeks.
Me and all of my mates: EXCELLENT!

Lol James. I've happily dropped History at AS Level, never to venture back into the subject again... thank GOD. I HATED History. My mum's taught me all the History I'm ever going to need.

lol
I'm glad this thread has emerged, as my own message boards also has a thread devoted to amusing and bizarre quotes. I'll just put a few of the recent highlights.

From my friend's little brother playing Halo 2 with another friend.
David (little brother): "I GOT HIM IN THE HEADSHOT!"

ActsofStupidity: "YOUR MOM'S BEEN GELDED BY LANDMINES!"
The Shadow: "Your gold's been mommed for mines!"

ActsofStupidity: "Who doesn't like Janet Reno?"
The Shadow: "POST A QUOTE! (I like Janet Reno...she's a tall glass of water...)

Sheldon: "I've been sitting in the SCC computer lab too much lately...I think my butt's molding to the interior of the chair. It's kinda got that shoehorn thing going...I don't really fit in the chairs in class, I'm kinda like -" *leans forward* "- this. And I'll be walkin' down the hallway with this big stupid camel-hump on my butt, and people'll be like, 'Hey...what happened t'your butt?'"
Joshua Compton: "'Hey...why're you lookin'?'"

Jeni Adams (my girlfriend, massaging another girl's neck): "You have a soft neck...whoever chokes you will be lucky 'cause of your soft neck."

Hudson Shires (addressing neck-braced/mentally handicapped 11-year-old under his supervision): "John, we have decided that you may not go mountain-climbing in the Himalayas."
John (extremely angry): "What?! Why not?!?

Rofflage Holly! And lol Jim, lol.

Random dude in my maths class: Eh! Look at Sam's cream!
Jam: *Nicks* What about it?
Sam: Oh my god! I didn't notice it had canabis in the ingredients on the back!
Jam: *Grinning* And it's got a pot leaf on the front
Sam: It's only hand cream
Jam: Like hell, you use it for splifs while sitting off with Bob Marley on!*Spends reast of the lesson singing Bob Marley tunes*
roffle, I meantion it to her every lesson.
And...
Ruby: *Holding pic to her mates*
Jam: What's goin' on Rubes?
Ruby: It's a pic of Mr. Spencer in a dress
Jam: *Roffles for about 5 mins* You are messing right?
Beth: Tell sir to come over here and I'll hold it up infront of him
Jam: w00t! I can see where this is going dudes
Ruby: Sir I need help
*Sir comes over*
Sir: What with?
Beth: *Holds up higher*
Jam: Bloody hell man! FFS!
Alice: *Nicks and puts infront of sir*
Sir: Who the hell is that?
Jam: You sir, snapping dress I must say
Sir's son: Who's that?
Jam: You're father.
Sir's son: *Walks away quickly*

Roffle, I cant remember if I've said any of these, but they're all I can think of

Lol! You're insane, woman...

General Studies, earlier today, also very amusing...

Teach: Holly, why are you in my class?
Holly: Contrary to what my attendance may present you with the impression of, I am MEANT to be here.
Teach: But I thought you'd dropped it.
Holly: Yeah, I had, but I took it again.
Teach: Why didn't you inform me of this?
Holly: I presumed you knew...
Teach: Why would I know?!
Holly: *Raising Incredible Acting Eyebrows* Did my presence here for the past few weeks not convey the information to you, Miss?
Teach: No.
Holly: *Mockingly offended* WELL, FINE, BE THAT WAY!
*Walks out in a huff*

The sound of the laughter was music to my ears as I vacated the department...

Rofflage :P

Dean: *Reading from slideshow* The material from the periodic table I have chosen to study is lead(he says it leed)
Everyone: IT'S LEAD!
Dean: ALRIGHT Y' LITTLE FAT'EDS I'M TRYINA READ IT! Lead is a substance found in things such as pencils....
Jam: For the love of jam Dean it's LEAD! LIKE L-E-D!
Dean: *Blushing* Alright!

Sir: Charlen fix your tie
Jam: no...?*leans back on chair*
Sir: Charlene I said do your tie!
Jam: -_- No....
Sir: Right Charlene get out and do your tie!
Jam: *To mate* Does he think Im really going to do it up? He seriously wants me to die form lack of oxygen!
Sir: Charlene do it up or get out
Jam: Sound! *Walks out*

Though it's not always like that, he tells me to fic it that many times I forget lol :P

I didn't wear my tie when it customary in school. Ever.

Typical day when I had to wear a tie...

Teach: Holly, where's your tie?
Holly: Lying in a pile of ashes near the River Nene, why do you ask?
Teach: Because you're meant to have it on.
Holly: *Stares blankly into space for a moment, then snaps her fingers in mock annoyance* DAMN! I KNEW there was something that didn't belong on that bonfire!

You guys are really funny.

We have some really funny things at school too.

Teacher: Today i went to my 30th U2 Concert of the year
Me: Teachers actually have lives? No Way!
Teacher: *quiet*

The best i can come up with.

I wish i had those natural quick feet with good disses and funny lines.

But everyone isnt born as special as Holly and Crew

On 17-Nov-2005 Juli said:

Jo: Rofl, really good.

BG: damn you perve!

Are you talking about me?

Was I? Damn it, I have a lack of memory, sorry!!

Today *background: me in the kitchen bothering my sister, my dad is somewhere picking his dinner*

Me: Jime got an E!!
Jime: Yeah, but in primary it is good!!*walks away*
Me: dad, Jime got an E.
Dad: *shouts* Jime, come here.
Jime: *shouting* That's not true, E isn't a bad grade in primary, E stands for excellent.
Me: Yeah right, E stands for ESTUPID!! (I still go with spanish, and spanish does rocks)
Dad: *walks away*
Me: Jime got an E, jajajajajajaja.
Jime: *almost crying* stop bothering me!!!
Me: For heavens sake, Jime, don't be a cry baby just for getting an E!!
Jime: *goes running to my mum*
Me: *goes running after her*
Jime: Mummy, Juliana Maria is bothering me!! She says that it is bad to get an E.
Mum: well, for her it is, since E stands for Estupid.
Juli: *me very angry at Jime* Jimena Maria, don't ever call me like that again, and yes, E stands for Estupid and Excellent. Thanks mum for ruining my fun!!!
Jime: *laughing so hard in the backround*
Me: Jime stop laughing or you'll get a black mark around your eye!!
Mum: Jime, it's time for bed!!
Jime: Juli is a chicken, Juli is a chicken!!
Me: *shouting* Start running Jime 'cause your way into much trouble with me!!
Jime: *screaming like if someone was killing her*
Me: Mum, can I hit her??
Mum: No, but you can go to study or you'll get punished.
Me: oh, well, I need to go. *starts chasing Jime*
Mum: *seems like she didn't notice it*

This is an example of way you don't need me in the bad mood.
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On 21-Nov-2005 jamarie said:

El and la are for feminine and masculine, like Juli said. HA! 3 years of spanish! w00t, but anyway, I prefer french :P lol, no more quotes from me mates, none left.

3 years isn't much! I have spanish since I was born, well, it actually is my first language! French is nice, but I still prefer spanish, since my mind is in spanish.[b][/b]

Last time i called someone a nickname they didnt like it didnt end well so im not going to here

Lucas, who are you talking to??

you i was meant to say name but my mind was elsewhere and i cant be bothered editing it

Oh well, but just for your info, my real name is actaully Juliana Maria, but as it says above, never call me like that.

Teacher: *saying names for attendance* Is Kevin here?
Me: maybe..........
Teacher: Just say that your here and we can move along.
Me: youre here
Teacher: not me, you!
Me: thats what i said. youre here.
Teacher: Can you say that I'm here?
Me: youre here.
Teacher: arrrrgggghhhhh! im skipping you
*students giggle*

Rofl! Man, I can't be sure if I was mean to a teacher once, the only thing that I don't do for school are homeworks, that's it.

Me in science (allways interesting)
*me burnign my pen with a bunsen burner*
Teach: Lucas what are you doing????
Me: Burning my pen with the bunsen burner, sir
Teach: Why are you doing that?
Me: I dunno something to do?
Teach: Get out!
Me: Wait a sec my pens almost finished!
lol!

today there was this stupid kid who did this to me.

Kid: *punches me in the stomach* whatcha gonna do now?!
Me: *punches him right in the forehead
Girl: O look, hes gonna cry
Kid: Man I'm gonna put you in your locker
Me: I'm not going to my locker you idiot
Kid: O yes you will.
*Bell Rings*
*I'm walking near some lockers*
*stupid kid slaps me upside the head like a girl*
Me: Watch it or else you'll be waking up in a hospital with tubes up your nose!