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Super GoGoBananas Posted: 23:12 Nov21 2005 Post ID: 528149
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ok new one me, my mum and dad are at the petrol station and theres a truck with 2 little puppies on it.
Mum: Hey are those Jack Russells?
Owner of dogs: No their foxys
Dad: She thinks everythings a Jack Russell, *mocks mum* hey look at that *****-cat i wonder if its a Jack Russeell?
*Im laughing my head off*
5 minutes later we are driving down the street and i look out the window and point at a German Shepard "I wonder if its A Jack Russell?"
lol
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TestVirus101 Posted: 00:10 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528168
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Me playing Habbo Hotel:

*Character enters room called the "toilet kissing booth"*
*Sits down on a toilet seat facing an empty one*
*female walks over*
*female sits*
Female: *pashes*
TestVirus: What are you doing?!
Female: Pashing you...
TestVirus: Why on earth would you be doing that?
Female: Because it's a toilet kissing booth....
TestVirus: Your kidding! ****! I thought this was a family reastaurant!

^^Lol that was funny.
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Super GoGoBananas Posted: 00:18 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528169
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lol
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TestVirus101 Posted: 00:35 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528182
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Lol, I have some more, Let me try my hand at a short Red Dwarf quote!:

Rimmer: Lister, did you paint this it looks horrible!
Lister: That's a mirror!
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Super GoGoBananas Posted: 00:40 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528184
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roflmfao!!!!!!!
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TestVirus101 Posted: 00:48 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528190
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Um.... Your very strange today, operation made you crazy?
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Super GoGoBananas Posted: 00:50 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528192
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operation post-poned till thursdsay actually, roflmao stands for- rolling on floor laughing my f**king a** off
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Bad Wolf Posted: 02:17 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528218
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The class register...

Teacher: Steven?
Wolf: Here
Teacher: Amy?
Wolf: Here
Teacher (slightly annoyed): Mark?
Wolf: Here
Teacher (morbidly ****** off): Wolf?
Wolf: Absent!
Class: *Roffles*

No, my teacher doesn't really call me Wolf

In InfoSys yesterday...

Wood: Wolf, look at this. *Has www.badgerbadgerbadger.com on his screen*
Wolf: Yeah, I saw that last week. I think we're supposed to be working or something. Get me one while you're there.
Wood: *Takes out his headphones, leaves them on the desk and goes to get books*
Wolf: *Turns volume on Wood's comp up to full blast*
Wood's comp: BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
Class: *Roffles*
Wolf: Owned.
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the_ff_master Posted: 05:00 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528266
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Lol.

Me and Holly talking on MSN a couple of weeks ago.

Holly: Do you think it's strange, I'm 16 yet I'm still in love with Pokemon. :P
Me: Very...
Holly: *Puts up about 10 Pokemon emotes.*
Me: ...
Holly: You don't like Pokemon?! :O
Me: Used to...
Holly: James is ace on it! :D *Puts up a James avatar that is holding a Pokemon, whom both look VERY happy... Or just stoned.*
Me: Yeah, right, that's not me, I don't get an erection from those things...
Holly: ROFFLE!
Philosification of life: How do you prove that you exist? Maybe we don't exist...
I´m sorry...

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Bad Wolf Posted: 11:23 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528603
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Hilarious, I'm sure. A few excellent quotes collected today in school.

Computing, period 2

Teacher: *Reading questions off a sheet* Question 1, write down a word in the English language that came into use over the last few years.
Hoobs: n00b!
Class: *Roffles*
Teacher: Excuse me?
Hobbs: n00b. N-zero-zero-B.
Teacher: Oooookay... and do I really want to know what it means?
Hobbs: It's someone who goes on an online game or a forum or something and acts like a complete idiot all the time.
Pamela: Actually, it's a shortened form of "newbie" and means anybody who's new to a forum or online game.
Wolf: STFU, n00bimus maximus. We all know Hobbs is right. He's a n00b, he should know what it means. PWNED!
Teacher: I beg your pardon?
Wolf: Pwned. P-W-N-E-D. It means to be thoroughly defeated or humiliated, generally on a forum or online game.
Teacher: Okay, moving on. Question 2, write down a word in your local dialect that might not be understood elsewhere.
Craig: Banter!
Class: *Roffles*
Teacher: Very good answer, Craig. Question 3, write down a word that could have multiple meanings.
Wolf: Tool!
Teacher: Would you mind explaining?
Wolf: Well, it could mean a piece of equipment, such as a hammer or a saw. It could also mean a complete n00b like Hobbs.
Class: *Roffles*
Hobbs: I am so gonna kill you.

School Library, lunchtime

Jamie (Some guy in 2nd year): ...then you need to write a verb.
Random girl in Jamie's year: A what?
Jamie: A verb. You do know what a verb is, right?
RGIJY: Oh, like "green"?
Wolf: *Roffles*

InfoSys, period 5

Sando (Talking about a network project him and a few other guys have been working on): We've got the best servers ever, I kid you not.
Wolf: Oh aye?
Sando: Aye. Hobbs ordered 99 of these beasts. 10 hard drives per server, each one holding 300 gigabytes.
Wolf: And what business are you doing this network for?
Sando: Strachans. (That's the local newsagent, BTW. It's smaller than my house)
Wolf: You have got to be kidding me. Why does Strachans need 20 gazillion gigabytes of hard-drive space, 99 servers... more to the point, why does it need a friggin' network?
Sando: It's got a toy department upstairs.
Wolf: Good point, that.
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r and c mega Posted: 13:20 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528760
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^ *roffles repeatedly*

Another of my random MSN coversations
Da Lost One: Hey
Me: Hey
Da Lost One: I'm Andy
Me: Who?
Da Lost One: Andy, A-N-D-Y.
Me: Thank you for that, I meant where the hell is Kyran?
Da Lost One: Why? Do you have a problem or something?!?!?!?!
Me: Listen, I don't have time for some random n00b, so sod off and get Kyran would you.
Da Lost One: Don't try me mate! What is a n00b BTW?

After this I just blocked him for about a minute and when i had unblocked him kyran was apologising for his step-brother on his MSN


Today in Spanish (a conversation on Family Guy)

Me: I have to say Stewie is the funniest.
Shadia: Don't be gay, it's the dog.
Me: *random Stewie quote:* Baby wants to suck ash
Shadia: *has a laughing fit*
Me: It wasn't that funny.....
Shadia: *still laughing*
Me: *edges away*
Shadia: OK, OK, I'm OK
Me: You're a freak....
Shadia: *strange noise similar to a seal*
ME and Shadia: *roffles*
Someone we've never seen before: Oh that was funny!
Me and Shadia: Wha-?
Someone we've never seen before: *smiles and walks off*
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shiny zapdos Posted: 14:46 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 528902
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Retroguy adores me, I see. =P And I STILL don't know his smegging name...

YAAAY JORDAN! You go with the Dwarf man! ^_^ Isn't it just the best show to quote?!

I remember that one, James. Those emoticons quite simply pwn. =D That Pokemon, by the way, was Chimecho.

French today:

Teach: Holly, you've apparently screwed up your service to the school.
Holly: That's news to me, Miss... what have I supposedly done?
Teach: Apparently, you've covered half the floor in paint whilst the walls are genuinely bare.
Holly: In that case... yeah, I DID screw up my service to the school...
Teach: How the Hell did you leave the walls blank and the carpet smothered?!
Holly: There's a phrase, Miss, which I like to call "Falling halfway down the f*cking stairs" - Heard of it?
Teacher: *Roffle*

Not quite as good as English Language though...

Teach: Holly, why are you on a forum?
Holly: *Gets out book, reads synopsis that she copied from board* It says here that we're supposed to be on a forum.
Teach: Well, YES, but not a bloody cheats website!
Holly: You didn't specify that!
Teach: Do you not have any OTHER interests?!
Holly: Well, yeah...
Teach: Like?
Holly: ... I don't mind smoking some weed in my spare time. I also like lounging on the sofa, eating Wotsits and generally increasing my already sizeable waistline...
*Ensue class roffling*
Teach: I shouldn't have asked, should I?
Holly: Nope. Now, can I please get on with my work?!
Teach: Yes, continue...
*Teach leaves*
Holly: *Yelling after her* SOCIAL HARRASSMENT, HONESTLY!
*Insert mass roffling here*
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Juli Posted: 17:25 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 529121
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Man, I totally screw up, you guys are just to mean with the teachers, I'm just an angel with them, really!!
BW: those quotes were excellent!!
RC: rofl!!!
Holz: rofl!!! By the way, nice avy.

Avy&Sig by Saphy.
Damn... My English still isn't perfect...
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shiny zapdos Posted: 17:51 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 529172
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I agree, this avatar rules, but thanks anyway. =D

And yeah, my teachers don't give a damn, it's awesome. =P

Tonight's pantomime rehearsal ruled too... we're all mates, so we have a great time.

Check this out...

Darren The Director: Alright, Mum...
Holly: Hello? (I play his mother in it, it's quite amusing)
Darren: Wow, she's well-trained!
Holly: Don't make me put you up for adoption, b*tch!
Darren: Nooooooooooooooo, not that, Mummy! ANYTHING BUT THAT!

This also made me roffle...

Darren: OI, BIRDIE! F*CK OFF PAINTING THE SET AND GET YOUR FINE SELF DOWN HERE!
Steven, AKA Birdie: Oh Lord... *walks over to Darren* What?!
Darren: Ever thought of yourself as, I don't know... REGAL, maybe?
Birdie: If you want me to play the Prince, you can p*ss right off.
Darren: Since when have you been precognitive?!
Birdie: Since you've become overly predictable, Sanderson...
*Walks off to mass roffling and yells of 'OWNED!' in Darren's direction*
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retroguy Posted: 18:00 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 529198
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On 22-Nov-2005 shiny zapdos said:Retroguy adores me, I see. =P And I STILL don't know his smegging name...

YAAAY JORDAN! You go with the Dwarf man! ^_^ Isn't it just the best show to quote?!

I remember that one, James. Those emoticons quite simply pwn. =D That Pokemon, by the way, was Chimecho.

French today:

Teach: Holly, you've apparently screwed up your service to the school.
Holly: That's news to me, Miss... what have I supposedly done?
Teach: Apparently, you've covered half the floor in paint whilst the walls are genuinely bare.
Holly: In that case... yeah, I DID screw up my service to the school...
Teach: How the Hell did you leave the walls blank and the carpet smothered?!
Holly: There's a phrase, Miss, which I like to call "Falling halfway down the f*cking stairs" - Heard of it?
Teacher: *Roffle*

Not quite as good as English Language though...

Teach: Holly, why are you on a forum?
Holly: *Gets out book, reads synopsis that she copied from board* It says here that we're supposed to be on a forum.
Teach: Well, YES, but not a bloody cheats website!
Holly: You didn't specify that!
Teach: Do you not have any OTHER interests?!
Holly: Well, yeah...
Teach: Like?
Holly: ... I don't mind smoking some weed in my spare time. I also like lounging on the sofa, eating Wotsits and generally increasing my already sizeable waistline...
*Ensue class roffling*
Teach: I shouldn't have asked, should I?
Holly: Nope. Now, can I please get on with my work?!
Teach: Yes, continue...
*Teach leaves*
Holly: *Yelling after her* SOCIAL HARRASSMENT, HONESTLY!
*Insert mass roffling here*
My "smegging" name is Robbie lol.

i get called Robbie on the boards like 1/10 times someone names me.

Yep, Robbie.

Wow if that happened at my school.

Kids would be rolling on the floor laughing lol.

They are all SO funny.

I remember when u just came to the forums, Holly. I thought u were a pain in the neck cause u made a team and it actually was active Smile.

omg there are SO many people i knew when i first came, i wish they would come back :(

DarkEspeon1220
MasterGamer62
TeamKaLeader
Veemaster
FireThunder7 (though i still know him)

too many to name...
Im back



If you wanna talk to me, i dont really use MSN anymore.
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Juli Posted: 20:38 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 529386
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Holz: Cool!! My school is soo boring compare to yours!!! Except when my Scotish Science teacher talks with different accents, but still he stinks!!
Robbie: Yeah, good times where those, good times.

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Damn... My English still isn't perfect...
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goldberg3971 Posted: 21:33 Nov22 2005 Post ID: 529440
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this was so damn funny! it happened in wood shop today

*noise including a saw hitting something*
teacher: what are you doing?!
kid: ........................
teacher: hey! you dont use the equipment when mr watson is not here! youre going to get hurt
kid: well i didnt get hurt did i?
teacher: if you keep acting smart i might have to send you to the office
kid: i wasnt acting smart!
teacher: *sits back down in anger*
*students start to laugh*

very short but the teacher was talkin very slow
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shiny zapdos Posted: 13:26 Nov23 2005 Post ID: 530250
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On 22-Nov-2005 retroguy said:My "smegging" name is Robbie lol.

i get called Robbie on the boards like 1/10 times someone names me.

Yep, Robbie.

Wow if that happened at my school.

Kids would be rolling on the floor laughing lol.

They are all SO funny.

I remember when u just came to the forums, Holly. I thought u were a pain in the neck cause u made a team and it actually was active Smile.

omg there are SO many people i knew when i first came, i wish they would come back :(

DarkEspeon1220
MasterGamer62
TeamKaLeader
Veemaster
FireThunder7 (though i still know him)

too many to name...
I was the first girl to start any manner of decent team. =D Like I've said loads of times before, I've no idea how SZ became so popular...

DE rules! Missin' her...

TKL is kinda back with a strange account name, but he rarely posts.

I have a full rehearsal - All the way through - of the pantomime tomorrow, which is going to rock. If my "husband" isn't there, I'm officially murdering him... =P

And now, Robbie, you love me! Oh, the irony... =P
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goldberg3971 Posted: 13:30 Nov23 2005 Post ID: 530257
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well people have to delete my post when its my topic...........

EDIT: I forgot i posted it on my topic. stupid me
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shiny zapdos Posted: 13:35 Nov23 2005 Post ID: 530263
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*Pretends to understand what he just said* Erm... yeah! I couldn't agree more! ^_^

Anyway, I'm off for a little bit to write a random one-shot fanfic. In a while, honeybunnies! =D
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