Hilarious, I'm sure. A few excellent quotes collected today in school.
Computing, period 2 Teacher: *Reading questions off a sheet* Question 1, write down a word in the English language that came into use over the last few years.
Hoobs: n00b!
Class: *Roffles*
Teacher: Excuse me?
Hobbs: n00b. N-zero-zero-B.
Teacher: Oooookay... and do I really want to know what it means?
Hobbs: It's someone who goes on an online game or a forum or something and acts like a complete idiot all the time.
Pamela: Actually, it's a shortened form of "newbie" and means anybody who's new to a forum or online game.
Wolf: STFU, n00bimus maximus. We all know Hobbs is right. He's a n00b, he should know what it means. PWNED!
Teacher: I beg your pardon?
Wolf: Pwned. P-W-N-E-D. It means to be thoroughly defeated or humiliated, generally on a forum or online game.
Teacher: Okay, moving on. Question 2, write down a word in your local dialect that might not be understood elsewhere.
Craig: Banter!
Class: *Roffles*
Teacher: Very good answer, Craig. Question 3, write down a word that could have multiple meanings.
Wolf: Tool!
Teacher: Would you mind explaining?
Wolf: Well, it could mean a piece of equipment, such as a hammer or a saw. It could also mean a complete n00b like Hobbs.
Class: *Roffles*
Hobbs: I am so gonna kill you.
School Library, lunchtime Jamie (Some guy in 2nd year): ...then you need to write a verb.
Random girl in Jamie's year: A what?
Jamie: A verb. You do know what a verb is, right?
RGIJY: Oh, like "green"?
Wolf: *Roffles*
InfoSys, period 5 Sando (Talking about a network project him and a few other guys have been working on): We've got the best servers ever, I kid you not.
Wolf: Oh aye?
Sando: Aye. Hobbs ordered 99 of these beasts. 10 hard drives per server, each one holding 300 gigabytes.
Wolf: And what business are you doing this network for?
Sando: Strachans. (That's the local newsagent, BTW. It's smaller than my house)
Wolf: You have got to be kidding me. Why does Strachans need 20 gazillion gigabytes of hard-drive space, 99 servers... more to the point, why does it need a friggin' network?
Sando: It's got a toy department upstairs.
Wolf: Good point, that.