"I told you, Chaos, I don't know where he is," said Zelda, tears streaming down her face.
"Okay, we'll leave this one for now," said Chaos, a grin of sadistic pleasure on his face. "Tell me about the Shadow Key."
"After Link defeated your father in the War of the Dark World," said Zelda. "I had the Six Sages create a new barrier on the Dark World. The only thing that can break this barrier is the Shadow Key. It was broken into three parts to prevent it being used to revive the Dark World. Link has one of the parts, the other was hidden."
"Where?" snapped Chaos.
"Even I don't know," said Zelda.
"Liar," hissed Chaos. Zelda screamed as Chaos electrocuted her with a lightning bolt. "Try again."
"I don't know where it is," repeated Zelda.
"Lowthos?" asked Chaos.
"She doesn't know," growled Lowthos.
"Okay, where's the third piece?" asked Chaos. "You said there were three. One's hidden, Link's nicked the second. Where's the third?"
"In that drawer," said Zelda, nodding towards a bedside cabinet.
"Lowthos, check it," said Chaos. Lowthos floated into the cabinet, and came back out again."
"It's there," he growled.
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.