((The whole time-travel bit))
"I don't believe this," moaned Link. "This can't be happening!"
"It already has," said Chaos, grabbing Link by the throat and hurling him at a wall.
"I don't know where the third Shadow Key fragment is," said Link.
"I don't believe you," said Chaos. "Where is it?"
"If I knew, I'd tell you," said Link.
"Maybe we should just go back to Hyrule Castle and torture Zelda a bit more?" sugested Chaos, grinning.
"If you lay a finger on her, I'll..." threatened Link, but Chaos punched him in the face.
"You'll what?" asked Chaos. "Kill me?"
10000 posts at last! w00t! Okay, I'm off into a quiet retirement. Don't bother me.